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I have no pants on
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I collect music
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1 ReplyI held hands with a RL grill once
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10 RepliesRandom Fact #1: The first thing I woke up to this morning was a christmas present from my cat. A live bird hanging out of her mouth. [spoiler]Random Fact #2: I'm dating a guy who's had chicken pox twice.[/spoiler]
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I'm Dracula
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>Be me >Write thread one sentence long >500 (or so) comments >Just another day on the job. *sips tea*
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5 RepliesI'm always friend zoned
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Edited by DeChief: 12/27/2014 2:09:05 PMI live in Tokyo.
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1 ReplyI'm white
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5 RepliesI was wearing my girlfriend's underwear yesterday because... reasons. They're surprisingly... comfortable but uncomfortable. No ball space.
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my penis can change size
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I can lick my elbow.
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2 RepliesI don't haves aids
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I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up tough 'cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got Make Me so horney Ooh, rump of smooth skin You say you wanna get in my benz Well use me use me 'cause you aint that average groupy I've seen them dancin' To hell with romancin' She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette
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2 RepliesI smoke at least a qt a day to keep the doctor away
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I had Pneumonia at age 6... [spoiler]*sips Hot Chocolate*[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesI play guitar
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I have an unfortunate violent side :/
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Sometimes I like to glitch Atheon in the Portal for shits and giggles
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Edited by FoxTrottts: 12/26/2014 6:04:52 AMI'm also anorexic! I should make a list. Or a book. Call it, "Shit Wrong with DRAGON SNIPER 3"
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6 RepliesI have a twin.
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3 RepliesMy beard is amazing. A guy at the store the other day said I look "like one of those Scottish guys who toss boulders."
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I behead babies.
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I don't speak Spanish.
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I burnt my left hand and now the middle finger is slightly crippled
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1 ReplyWhen I was younger I was flexible enough to suck myself off