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Edited by THG Scrandy One:
3/16/2015 1:50:57 AM
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How should we kill Rahool?
OPTION #8 Make your own in the comment section
How should we kill this guy? Hes gonna give us shards for all our legendaries!!! :(
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#Destiny
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Edited by ELITETOPHAT: 1/1/2015 8:18:20 AMTar and feather him so he barely survives, then stuff him in a sack and play some soccer after we've made sure he won't die (yet...we still need home for some more things) then we sharpen the shards he keeps giving us and drop them into the sack. Next we dump the sack into the river. After we fish home out we get Cayde-6 to meet the now barely living chryptarch in an alley with some doorknobs in a sack. The we stuff him full of legendarys and exotics and tie him somewhere high and beat him till he pops and then we all enjoy the prizes and eat tacos Edit: while this happens we will put in earplugs and blast Justin beaver's (intentional misspelling) while we do this just to make his death even worse (we stop when he pops)
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Master Rahool... He is a master cryptarch... Cryptarch, or cryptard? Cryptard... Crips are gangsters... Gangsters love Gold, exotics are gold colored... Cryptarch is a Gangster who loves exotics so much he wont give us any. Illuminati confirmed.
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Arm him with all the crap weapons he has gifted us with and send him to fight crota
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Tie him to a post and feed him to the thralls
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Tea bagged by phogoth.
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1 ReplyArm him with a Khvostov and force him to fight Crota alone.
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3 RepliesGuillotine. It will take place on top of a hill. There will be holes at the bottom of the hill. Guardians can place bets on which hole his head will end up in.
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Put him in the stocks and throw engrams at him
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-blam!- followed by slow to torture to then go to being slowly killed by thorn to the be decapitated by whatever he gives from an engram
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1 ReplyScene: Rahool is being led to the guillotine by the executioner. Rahool:(pleading) Please don't kill me! I don't deserve this! Executioner: I'm sorry, the guardians have spoken. Rahool: Wait! I'll give you 10 legendary engrams! Just let me go and we'll pretend this never happened. Think of the gear you'll get, you might even get an exotic! Executioner:(unsure but thinking) Executioner: Okay, deal. *Executioner lets go of Rahool, then later pays him a visit in the tower* Rahool: Guardian! How nice to see you again! Here are those engrams I promised you. Executioner: Excellent! Now let's decrypt these bad boys and see what I got. *Rahool begins decrypting engrams* Rahool: Well would you look at that, you are quite lucky! *Executioner starts smiling* Rahool: Those 10 legendary engrams were all only full of ascendant energy and ascendant shards. Congratulations guardian! *Exectioner looks around in disbelief* *Executioner begins crying uncontrollably* *Executioner pulls out gun, shoots himself in the head* Rahool:(laughing) Glad to be of service to you guardian! [i]Fín.[/i]
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4 RepliesFirst stick a scorpion pepper (hottest in the world last time I checked) up hist rectum so that it begins to burn off the inner layer of his intestines then kill his family in front of him then gouge his eyes out with your thumbs. Next strap him down to a table with the fastest growing bamboo underneath him so that it so that it grows about half way inside him. While this is happening drop a drop of water on his forehead every three seconds until the bamboo is half inside him. Next stick a spear up his anus and let his body weight drag him down until the spear completely impales him and kills him.
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All of the above and below
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Edited by Astraea Eos: 1/1/2015 9:37:32 AMMake him play Destiny... [spoiler]and then troll himself in the tower, whilst listening to Mick Jagger repeatedly singing the lines "I can't get no, [b]satisfaction[/b]"[/spoiler]
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We should just force him to eat so much green food and redecorate his stand and place of residence green. Eventually he will never want to see a green engram again.
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Have the Speaker hold a ceremony where he is banished/exiled to territories inhabited by the hive.
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Let's give him thousands of legendary engrams before they patched his ass and make a duplicate of him and see how his bitch ass likes a blue item from a ' legendary ' Engram. He'll eventually kill himself due to let down of his excitement.
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Yes, lets get rid of Rahool so we can then get our engrams somewhere else, like... ummm... Oh yeah, about that.
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Just wait a bit longer. The Bungie zoo will claim him then we can just go on the forums and find a replacement
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2 RepliesWho's rahool?
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1 ReplyThrow him off the tower, then fire Gjallarhorns at him.
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Part one of Crotas End...thralls gonna make him hurt
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1 ReplyHow about a firing team with gjallahorns ?
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Pick him up and throw him off the tower.
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Give him a poisoned engram to encode, then stomp on his face
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Edited by SecretButter: 1/1/2015 8:48:20 AMTear out his eyes and get someone with aids to piss in his eye sockets, so he'll die all slow-like
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Choke him with blue Engrams
