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11/23/2014 4:35:32 AM
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How will I die?
So I got home tonight to reveal a huge blister. At least half an inch bubble. You could almost smell the Ebola in the air.
Now, I'm not a doctor, but naturally, I know this means I'm going to die soon. Searching up medical advice just supports my claim further.
I seek the professional medical help of the Flood to inform me how terrible my death will be.
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Chainsaw
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1 ReplyEdited by d0c 0n1ner: 11/23/2014 2:12:45 PM[quote]a huge blister. At least half an inch bubble. You could almost smell the Ebola in the air. [/quote] [quote]I'm not a doctor[/quote] No shit.
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Wound care in not my specialty however, common practice is not to pop the blister. Popping a blister creates a open sore, this open sore then has a chance to become infected. If the blister is never popped its protected from infection and the body will reabsorb the fluid. ....... If that was anticlimactic, you will die of sepsis that did not respond to major ABT therapy. (This advice as been provided for entertainment purposes only, if infection is suspected contact your doctor immediately)
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1 ReplyPop it and apply a paste made of lemon juice and salt.
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Edited by Esko: 11/23/2014 5:11:33 AMIt will grow reeth, turn inside out, and crawl its way into your genitals and eat them causing you to bleed out and die. You corpse will be infested with them and the CDC will burn it.
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1 ReplyEdited by Mhx Fuxxing Air: 11/23/2014 4:40:16 AMAn alien will burst from your chest, and destroy uranus. It will whisper [spoiler]ayy lmao...[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by SerDannoRanAway: 11/23/2014 4:40:31 AMYou will pop like a giant meaty water balloon ... just like the blister.
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1 ReplyA cellar door will hit your head, and you will fall down the stairs, breaking your neck.
