It's 1944, and you are the Allies top assassin. You are finally given a green light on project domino. The assassination of Adolph Hitler. After months of planning and perfect execution, here you stand, undetected, with a pistol pointed at his head.
What do you say?
English
#Offtopic
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Exactly this, in this tone.
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1 ReplyHey Hitler! I bet you did [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] that coming!
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Ayy lmao, die muddafudda
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>Realizes that I'm pointing a gun at my own head >The Allies top assassin, ordered to kill Hitler, is Hitler >My life is a lie >I vow revenge on the Allied bastards that used me >Orders missiles and unguided planes to be built in order to destroy London >Slowly goes insane >1945, Berlin is being taken. "I will not go back to them. I'll show them how to assassinate Hitler!" >Puts gun to my head >Shoots foot
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'Did Jew see this coming?'
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I....did....your....mom
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Edited by Salty Balls: 11/18/2014 7:46:11 AMWell first i'd bloody spear him over to me (get over here { ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) } ) Then id say " have a good day " like the l.a. Beast .
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1 ReplyEdited by TGI Skuldier: 11/18/2014 1:58:52 AMHitler: "So its come to this." Me: "ZA WARUDO! WRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *throws steamroller*
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Hitler... Why couldn't you finish your job god dammit?
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1 ReplyIn the words of the Beatles, bye Jude *BAM*
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Id just start rapping like Vader. This last one was almost a draw.... almost.
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You should have stayed home tonight, *shoots hitler in head*
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Guten nacht.
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FÚCK IT YOU BITCH!!!
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Stay off my PORCH
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1 ReplyMy name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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Edited by ScribeofMischief: 11/17/2014 9:09:43 PMMe: What video game did you play that pushed you to the point that you wanted to kill all those people? Because these days people think Video games cause violence. Hitler: MeinCraft
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"I'm sorry."
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Curse in German while doing a [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] salute, making it confusing to hitler
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"God dangit Bobby"
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*shoots in the face* "Let her go."
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1 ReplyEdited by JROS7 II: 11/18/2014 3:59:13 AMMY NAME IS MICHAEL J. CABOOSE, AND I HATE NAVIS! It's näzis THAT TOO!
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I'll let you live if you suck my D
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I wouldn't kill em
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Taste the meat and the heat.