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I play da vidja games I tug the meats every once in a while I suck every single fat juicy thick succulent cum dripping penis in the world [spoiler]its 2[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesI have a penis. I am a boy. I have a vag.
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1 ReplyOp is fgt Op is ghey Op is kewl
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3 RepliesI've played over 2000 hours of Borderlands 2 on the 360 (and I regret none of it) I actually live by my motto (my profile has it) I love dubstep
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my brother almost ran me over I was stabbed with a pen in a vein in my arm I was chased down my street by a raccoon
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2 RepliesMy ex wasnt anal curious but my gf now is I've had a three some with my ex and current girlfriend.[spoiler]...twice[/spoiler] My dong is 8 1/2 inches ;)
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1 ReplyI like chips I like rice I like ice cream
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8 RepliesEdited by Team Grimmie: 9/4/2015 1:36:17 AMTwo pornstars have masturbated to me I've gotten hit by a minivan and walked away with a minor bruise I'm dating a member of Fifth Harmony
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I like ice cream. The following post is a lie. The above post is true.
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5 Replies1. I can speak two languages 2. Ive skinny dipped 3. Ive gotten a speeding ticket
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5 RepliesEdited by Gravy Train: 9/3/2015 7:06:45 AMI'll play again. 1. I've burned down an acre of forest. 2. I've been handcuffed by police more than once. 3. I've looted during a riot.
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2 RepliesI have eaten poo. I gave a guy a handy. I am God.
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Op is great I like ice cream I hate spoilers[spoiler][spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]
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2 Replies<I regularly dislocate my shoulders. <I hate CoD <I play PC
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1. I'm a crossdresser 2. I've sucked a dick 3. I've tasted my own cum
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1. I'm a crossdresser 2. I've sucked a dick 3. I've tasted my own cum
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2 RepliesI have good social skills I've eaten dick I'm single as a Pringle
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2 RepliesEdited by DarthBrando: 9/3/2015 7:14:27 AM1. All generalizations are false... 2. Other than some native americans, ALL US born citizens have immigrants/non US citizens their lineage. 3. Gravity fluctuates depending what position you are on the surface of a planet.
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1 Reply1. I like eggs 2. I brought a replica Uzi, Machete, axe, and 2 karambits into my school 3. I have been arrested for walking around in a ghillie suit
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1. Cake 2. Shia Labeouf 3. Steel Beams
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I reset my own dislocated arm I am flexible enough to where I can do something that neither me or my wife would like to do so it's not going to happen. I peed on a policeman from a 4th story balcony.
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Mormon Anti-gay I'm a ROTCee
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I've traveled to Australia. I'm gay. I have a degree in social work, and am working on a master's.
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8 RepliesI have scoliosis Green Day is actually tied for my favorite band I actively dislike Star Wars
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6 Replies1. My favorite villain is Darth Vader 2. I think OP is fgt 3. I hate PB&J sandwiches
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3 RepliesI have a hero complex I have a superiority complex I eat pillows