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10/15/2013 12:49:30 AM
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What do you do when your bigger older brother says he wants to kill you?
My brother has been saying that a lot lately and he has run at me yelling. Help?
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Kill him back.
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I don't have an older brother and my younger brother is dead.
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2 RepliesEdited by GKR: 10/15/2013 1:22:27 AMSettle your differences with an Agni Kai.
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In the dead of night sneak into his room, and cover his face in a chloroform rag. After that's done take him to your basement, strip him naked, and tie him to the radiator. Next you wake him up by slapping him with your willy. Once all that's done the rest is up to you.
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Poison his spaghetti.
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Stab him.
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4 RepliesChallenge him to Mortal Kombat.
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8 RepliesReport him to the authorities like I said last time, jesus.
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Edited by I Am The Guitar: 10/15/2013 1:14:56 AMI am an only child Q.Q
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sell me his soul so I can feed on it
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Edited by DeclinedA01: 10/15/2013 1:22:21 AMYou should have sex with him.
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Edited by SexyPiranha: 10/15/2013 1:07:38 AMIt's simple, you kill the elder.
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If you smell garlic, run.
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Obviously you must seduce him. Its the only way.
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25 RepliesBack story is need for a proper comedic yet insightful and informative reply.
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Kill him first.
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What if I told you...I'm the oldest?
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Christmas is coming. Deck him in the halls.
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sell your brother
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THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU! *nutshot*
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Have sex with him Can it not got more obvious than this?
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6 RepliesKick his ass?
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