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10/28/2020 8:48:27 PM
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Best thing about being a dude...
Is that after a shower you use the same towel to wipe your face as you do your groin and the next day the towel magically resets.
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Edited by Fate: 10/29/2020 9:39:52 PMyou Amateurs use a hair dryer lol It dries more than hair Just set it to warm or cool
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I let the Rider take over and burn the water away with Hellfire. [spoiler]Sorry, all out of salt.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesSo true But thats the last thing i dry lol
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5 RepliesAs long as you're actually scrubbing your body with soap as you bathe, you should be able to use the same towel and wash rag for three days. Then again, this is 2020 and I'm probably going off of suddenly obsolete information. Magically, wearing nasty moisture retaining snot rag microbial cesspools tight against your face for hours at a time poses less health risks than not doing so. The towel and wash rag probably last a month now.
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5 Replies...I still say being able to #1 while standing, without making a mess. Usually.
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Selective hearing by far.
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7 RepliesI use my wife’s towel for that part, so when she’s drying off her face I’m like “yeah ya like that don’t ya”.
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3 RepliesI just sprint around the house and air dry.
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My towels have an annual reset. [spoiler][b]YOU WILL NEVER REACH TRUTH [/b][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI dry my hair, then my balls, arms, and legs in that order.
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3 RepliesI go balls, legs, chest, arms, and then hair
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7 RepliesI just use the same towel for another day or two.
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