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originally posted in:Order of the Papillon
9/23/2019 1:13:31 AM
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*I fall from 20 feet in the air and hit the ground
I hit my head on impact and I am passed out for 5 minutes*
“Huh what happened?"
*I stand up and look around*
English
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Shows over. Check my comment.
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*pisses on you* Ha, nerd.
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*Your urine turns to fire and travels upstream* [spoiler]you should lay down on your gasoline intake[/spoiler]
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Ha, my pp is immune to fire damage due to exposing it to deodorant
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*The fire continues upstream into your bladder*
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-blam!- *big kaboom*
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*Strong winds are blowing. Pieces of the town are being sucked into a large glass snowflake construct 50 feet above the ground. It floats above the town hall. As you approach, you see dozens of people covered in glass.*
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*I see if I can get them out of the glass safely*
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*They're dead. The glass entered their orifices and killed them.*
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*I head toward the town hall*
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*You arrive to see a scene of chaos. Glass snowflakes orbit the larger one, coating everything in glass that they touch. Vegge, Watson and Sumpig are trying to stop it with the aid of Cronos*
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*I run up and ask if they figured out a way to stop it yet*
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*Sumpig drops his flamethrower as glass begins to cover him.* "They melt, I can tell ya that"
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*I try to cut the glas of him before it covers him*
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*he jumps away from the growing storm of snowflakes (see what I did there?) with such force he leaves a crater in the concrete.*
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*I try to shoot the larger snowflakes*
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*The larger snowflakes shatter into shards of glass. Whatever they land on is covered in glass*
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*I try to burn one with a fireball instead*
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*It melts into a pool of glass that doesn't cover what it touches*
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*I continue to shoot fireballs at them*
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*You destroy more flakes utterly.* [spoiler]SOMEONE FINALLY GETS IT[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]gets the "burn them" part?[/spoiler] *while shooting fireballs* “How many of these are there?"
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[spoiler]The glass is weak to high heat.[/spoiler] *Several thousand and counting. The large one is very bright and almost charged. It is rising into the skies with Watson holding on, and you can see he is being covered in glass*
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*I teleport up next to Watson and stab Durendal into the snowflake so it takes me too* “Need help?" *I stop him from turning to glass with very careful and precise flames(similar to fixing sumpig's wound the other day)* "want me to send you to the ground?"
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(Holdup gotta tell him)
