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9/21/2019 2:43:44 PM
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I'm smarter than God.
If the Christian god "created" humans using magic, why is he such a incompetent designer? Thousands of people die every year from choking.
Only a moron makes your breathing hole the same as your food hole!
Even the most amateur human designer/ engineer would never make such a mistake.
If this so called god is so perfect, why are humans much smarter than this fool?!?!
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8 RepliesBecause someone with Xx in their name is definitely smarter than God
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All this post needs is #Satire and it would qualify as the worst attempt at a troll post I’ve ever seen
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1 Reply[quote]Even the most amateur human designer/ engineer would never make such a mistake.[/quote] Sure, blame the engineer, not the managers that set unrealistic release dates and don't allocate enough resources for the project. Ten bucks says if you go through God's notes, it'll be clearly documented that humans shipped with known defects, but upper management didn't care.
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4 RepliesWhich god? If you think rape, slavery, child abuse, and genocide are wrong, then you’re also more moral than most of the gods people claim.
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4 RepliesEdited by Tilman G: 9/22/2019 3:53:42 PMChanged my mind. Not gonna deal with troll.
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Nah, it doesnt make God an incompetent designer. What it means is that he was; A - He had a hot date coming up so he decided to combine a few things to save time. B - He was bored at work and wanted to get back to his PS5 so he could finish Borderlands 3. C - God has a warped sense of humour.
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1 ReplyWhat you can't eat and breathe at the same time? Pfft amateur.
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Edited by H1vac: 9/22/2019 7:42:27 PMYes. Go ahead and make an organic human with two holes; one hole should be for breathing, the other one for eating and drinking. Make sure the human is independent in thought, cannot feel pain, does not experience any bad things associated with us lowly humans. Get that CRISPR stuff running. Implement your ideas for human evolution. Or have sex and be stuck with one of us—terribly designed, eating and breathing (rarely) through the same hole. I shall be waiting.
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4 RepliesDown vote for Jesus!
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Sounds like a lie
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3 RepliesEdited by epicperon: 9/21/2019 5:21:35 PMWhat’s with all these atheists trolls nowadays? Don’t y’all not have anything better to do? You should be more like Nil and the other cool atheists and stop trying to belittle people for having different beliefs than you.
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Edited by asasasasasadfdfd: 9/22/2019 3:42:39 AMSo he can easily delete us from the game
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30 RepliesThen you go make some humans since you are so much smarter.
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6 Replies[quote]If the Christian god "created" humans using magic, why is he such a incompetent designer? Thousands of people die every year from choking. Only a moron makes your breathing hole the same as your food hole! Even the most amateur human designer/ engineer would never make such a mistake. If this so called god is so perfect, why are humans much smarter than this fool?!?! 😎[/quote] If you’re smarter than God, why haven’t you fixed this yet?
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That's ok u think that, god still loves your complete and utter ignorance.
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The divine fault is intentional onto mankind. So human beings arent mannequins and are forced into reliance on outside forces or a "diety" for sustenance. It is a perfect imperfection. "You arent an island unto yourself..." Some old man once said to me.
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1 ReplyThat explains your liberal proclivities being smarter than a make believe person 😉
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3 RepliesEdited by man_of_war_r2: 9/21/2019 8:10:31 PMthey aren't, humans have a flap that knows when to close when eating and when to open for breathing. how about you listen to your parents and chew with your mouth closed and don't talk when eating. This is basic human biology and heath.
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This is the saddest trolling attempt I've ever seen on this site
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God has a special place for your type. It's called "Satan's suckhole."
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14 RepliesChoking, like most of the evil in today’s world is a result of the Fall. When man chose to disobey God things like Choking, Diseases, and death entered the world. It’s not His fault, it’s ours.
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These are kinda funny ngl
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Edited by CastFeather495: 9/21/2019 4:43:59 PMhttps://www.google.com/amp/s/io9.gizmodo.com/the-most-unfortunate-design-flaws-in-the-human-body-1518242787/amp The poor designs found in humans and throughout biology support the tinkering aspect of evolution through natural selection, rather than some competent, supernatural engineer.
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Edited by Ogma: Destroyer of Worlds: 9/21/2019 10:13:46 PMYep, the human body is an engineering nightmare. It definitely seems more like something where individual aspects developed independently/circumstantially as opposed to something that an intelligence created as a single finished product. No designer/engineer would call something with this many flaws finished or a success. Unless he had limitations....
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3 RepliesOnly an amateur makes the head bigger than it can fit through the birth-hole
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1 ReplyMaybe he did it on purpose and the only people who choke are the ones who either pissed him off so he's choking them or he likes them so he's bringing them to happyland early
