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Of corse he did, he’s Aku. Him and I go a long way back.
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Lands of lore I assume
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Yep, from there. He tried to be evil, I infiltrated his army and stopped him, he still holds a grudge against me. It’s a long story.
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Even now... you still twist the truth [spoiler]Sips Abyssal Tea[/spoiler]
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No, I just don’t have time to explain the full thing. Now listen to me, you envy your past and I’m sorry for it. What has happened in the past is unchangeable, we can’t do anything about it. I’m sorry for what I did to your shadows and your army. Surrender and let go of your envy and we can work this out together, or this will end up like the dusk war all over again.
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I surrendered before... [i][b]and nothing came, no one came[/b][/i] [spoiler]Sips Abyssal Tea[/spoiler]
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But I’m offering you a chance now. This isn’t the past, Aku.
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The past, the future... [i][b]the only truth is the deep[/b][/i] [spoiler]Sips Abyssal Tea[/spoiler]
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Excellent, resist the machinations of these pretenders the dark truth is the only one. [spoiler]embrace the deep[/spoiler]
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I don’t think that is very accurate. If it was the only truth then it wouldn’t be called the dark truth, but would simply be called the truth. Plus your tea is not as good as earl grey so it can’t be the truth.
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Earl Grey is the tea of the deep, what now ye mortal?
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Well now I reconsider drinking that type of tea, switch to chi, take Excalibur and stop you all somehow.
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Well the deep exists that is a truth, but not the only one. I give you this chance, in a hope to atone for past fighting. Join me, Aku, if not because of heartwarming and dramatic speeches then just so you can say you don’t rely on the deep and drink that horrid deep tea.