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5/4/2019 2:48:15 AM
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Destroying a watermelon (poll)
I am not, currently or in the near future, destroying a watermelon, but hopefully someday I shall, what do you think's the best method?
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#Offtopic
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Get Dwight Schrute to drop it off the roof of your office onto a trampoline
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2 RepliesYou’ll need a cannon, a ton of gunpowder, a tablespoon of the hottest hot sauce you can find, and a field of cacti.
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Yeet it man
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4 RepliesSteps to destroying a watermelon: -Acquire a can of hairspray -Acquire a jug of gasoline (or other combustible substance) -Acquire a knife -Acquire a lighter -Acquire a sledgehammer Step 1: Cut a hole in the watermelon's outer peel (large enough to pour liquid into the hole, but not too large). Keep the carved out piece for later. Step 2: Pour gasoline into the watermelon, leaving it to soak into the flesh overnight. Step 3: Reseal the watermelon using the removed peel from step 1. Step 4: Set up the watermelon approximately 30-40 feet away from any nearby structures. Step 5: Take your lighter and hairspray out and get ready for some [i]fun[/i]. Step 6: Throw them away and go beat the shit out of the watermelon with a sledgehammer. Physical violence is the only [i]real[/i] way to destroy a watermelon. Step 7: Seriously, what kind of wimp uses anything but a sledgehammer? Breaking things by brute force is [i][u]fun[/u][/i]!
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2 RepliesHigh velocity forehead
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... Katana, or an Uzzi, or a 12 gauge... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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Drop a cinder block on it
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1 ReplyHigh caliber, high velocity, hollow point marshmallows.
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Tactical nuclear weapon. I love overkill!
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Explode it from the inside, I'd love to see that. But I'm fine with the rubber bands, it's satisfying to deal with that too.
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[quote]I am not, currently or in the near future, destroying a watermelon, but hopefully someday I shall, what do you think's the best method?[/quote] *looks at shotgun* *looks at ar15* *wonders how hard it would be to dual wield them*
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1 ReplyExplosives
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Slowly crank up the pressure in a compactor. Alternatively, find out how many of those kit rocket thrusters it takes to send that sucker flying.
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[ 44 Magnum Single Gunshot Sound Effect ]
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4 RepliesHammer is probably the most satisfying way to go
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1 ReplyCrush between thighs while some thigh lover watches.
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2 RepliesStepping on it shows your dominance the most, but rubber bands is much more work and more respectable as well. Go whichever path you choose.
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[i][i]dynamite[/i][/i]
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3 RepliesAm I the only one who remembers Gallagher?
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2 RepliesIll destroy it by eating it. They’re really good for you. But if i had to choose one of your 3 id say hammer.
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[quote]I am not, currently or in the near future, destroying a watermelon, but hopefully someday I shall, what do you think's the best method?[/quote] You already know what I think you should do. The key is finding the right one to swing.
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1 ReplyR U B B E R B A N D S
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1 ReplyFreeze it with liquid nitrogen. Then pack it with C4.
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C4 it
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3 RepliesSword
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A sword or handgun to it
