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Edited by Servanious: 12/9/2017 4:55:41 AM
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Does Krishna Prophet like flat sodas?

This question has been keeping me up at night. It makes me wonder if there’s something wrong with me, but it still needs to be answered like all the other questions such as “Why am I still in this horrible horrible place”, “Why does math or any other critical thinking skills hurt my brain”, and “Is Sarah Jessica Parker REALLY a horse?” I’ve asked everyone I know and it only resulted in me getting disowned by my parents and getting unfriended on MySpace. Please Offtopic, please answer this question. [spoiler]Now I legitimately need to know this... This website has ruined me.[/spoiler]
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  • People who like flat soda are... [spoiler]Perfectly reasonable people who just like different tastes.[/spoiler]

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  • He likes flat everything.

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  • Like his theory, the only thing that is flat that he approves of is the earth. [quote] “Why am I still in this horrible horrible place”[/quote] Have you tried finding the exit sign or asking for directions? Gets me out of the DMV every time. [quote]“Why does math or any other critical thinking skills hurt my brain”[/quote] Bare with me, nanomachines. That's right. The government is monitoring your brain, and the pain comes from the nanomachines trying to prevent you from thinking too powerfully or you'll be woke af, and the government doesn't like that. [quote] “Is Sarah Jessica Parker REALLY a horse?”[/quote] Unconfirmed, but there are reports of a high number of carrot packages and sugar cube packages in her trash. This either means she has powerful vision and likes sugar in her coffee or tea, or she has powerful vision and is a horse.

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  • Or flat chests/butts?

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