I have recently started playing crucible again after a hiatus and decided to repost this list that I made over a year ago. Let's face it, all of us, myself included fall under some of these categories.
1) The Kill Blocker - This is the guy who is the Crucible equivalent of a c*ck block. He or she will stand in front of you thus preventing you from getting that final shot in.
2) The Mr. Steal Your Kill - This person is the Kill Blocker only one step further because they steal that kill
3) The Steve Urkel - This is the person who pushes you out of your cover and into enemy fire then looks at you as though asking, "Did I do that?"
4) The American - This is the person that runs in guns a blazing at the other team regardless of whether they get kills or not
5) The Pacifist - This is the person that literally does nothing the entire game but run around and does not kill or attempt to harm anyone because they only want awards at the end
6) The Badass - This is the person who leads in points and kills by an astounding lead and asks questions later
7) The Brick Wall - This is the person who somehow manages to barricade a passage with their body not allowing you to pass
8) The Sidekick - This is the unfortunate soul that gets unsung hero and as the medal name suggests did a lot but got none of the glory. We appreciate you, Robin.
9) The Good Samaritan - This is that buddy on your team that always seems to have your back when you are about to die. They probably help grannies across the street in their spare time.
10) The Arnold Schwarzenegger - This is the person that stays behind as the team retreats. You can almost hear them yelling to get to the chopper.
If you can think of any others, be sure to add them below!
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14 RepliesYou forgot the Brit: Would rather camp in the corner with his teabags than play the real game