Warlock: What!? What do you mean I cant wear my normal armor??
Zavala: Because your helmet will scare the children, your robes are tattered and your leather pants smell terrible if you havent noticed, your gauntlets are made out of thrallskin and theres interdimensional spikes comming out all over you! Now change!
Cayde: I think he looks cool!
Ikora: I think you need to have smell sensors installed because he reeks in that armor, but instead you went and installed taste sensors to drink alchohol and eat that spicy ramen.
Cayde: Me and spicy ramen are inseparable, NO ONE is taking it away from me....
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This man deserves a job.
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Why do you think all Male Warlocks look so fat? Been hitting the beers and the booze with Cayde.
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It's good to know we're still our year 1 guardians
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Why did I hear every Cayde line in Nathan Fillions voice
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He just has that kind of voice
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Beautiful...
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It was always right there all along. "Why the F can't Guardians go into the City we're supposed to be protecting?" Throwaway line from literally any character: "Your armor is made of dead interdimensional demons."
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Pre judging just because I wear be parts and cut off my own leg to wear em.
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this is actually perfect, feels exactly like something they would say xD
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Perfect.
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