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Edited by Vincenzo:
1/28/2017 4:55:37 PM
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You've landed an interview to get Deej's job, what do you do?
I'd tell the interviewer about my experience of leading my wife on, telling her that something new and exciting is headed her way, and be incredibly vague and repetitive about it.
What would you do to prove you can do Deej's "job"?
Edit: just to clarify, this is meant to be fun, just roll with it :D
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#Community
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I wouldn't want that job. I'd just reskin DeeJ and say he is a totally different employee.
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Say i am a contortionist i can stick my head up my own arse and dis-appear. Then close interview when do i start....must have job no one else here....
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Interviewer- "What do you like most about Destiny?" Me- "I like pepperoni on my pizza. Let's bring Matador back." Bungie- "You're hired!"
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Walk in Sit down Say " that was a great interview" Show them a pic of a cat Walk out Wait for phone call!
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The interviewer asks: Do have any past work? No answer. He then asks: Why do want this job? No answer. He then says: Ok you're hired.
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1 ReplySpend 15 minutes talking about how I will be talking about myself, without actually providing any details but, hinting that subsequent interviews would be likely to contain such information, and that I can provide multiple contacts for additional information about my character and work ethics, but don't actually provide that information but instead tell them that I will tell them with the next interview.
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Interviewer: "What are your special talents?" Me: "disappointing people" Interviewer: "you're hired"
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1 ReplyTell him Danny Tanner or Bob Saget best role was in Half Baked ✌🏻☺️
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Create a dlc. Give it out for free. Refund everyone's eververse money. Walk out the door, I quit you lazy babies.
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I'd blame Stosh.
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I'd put .04% effort into answering the questions
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I'd tell them about my experience of ignoring children & childish adults that get upset over information about video games. I'd also show them a video montage of me never reloading my weapons while playing Destiny.
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I'd just ddos him. And lag myself out.
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"I will make the forums great again!"
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1 ReplyFree myself. #freedeej [spoiler]Jk it's a prank, there's cameras everywhere.[/spoiler]
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Fix the Thorn
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This Word for word https://youtu.be/-JBvfZTx-vs
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5 RepliesShit on the desk.
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I'd skip the interview.
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Tell them I will add vault space
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Start with, "Deej out"
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2 Replies"NERF FUSION RIFLES"
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First off Deej hasn't read the forum since like week 4 back in year 1. Then they brought in Cosmo who has never looked at the forum since he got hired. Some D bag Ninja tells them what is getting hot on the forums, or a bunch of online articles call them out, then they post some worthless shit trying to calm down the crazies. This forum aside from being extremely entertaining is a total shit show. Rarely useful information from Bungie, and an occasional useful post from a player. But really fun to laugh at. Just like Deej does. I'd tell Bungie they can keep Deej I wouldn't wanna deal with it.
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"Starting now it will be Bungie first, and only Bungie first. And i am going to build a wall. A wall to stop all the crybaby's from ruining the game we made. And i will make them pay for it."
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1 ReplyReminded me of this one.
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That depends if Bungie are keeping the existing format, or going for something more likeable. Existing format: [i]Good day to you all here at Bungie. My name is Alien, and I would like to bequeath you unto my greatest being. It's a mastery to behold. Hire me so that I may guide your illustrious community through vague interpretations of why Destiny is ☠️. [/i] New Format: [i]Hey guys. If you hire me I would inform the great community of Destiny on what matters to them in a way that doesn't sound belittling or retarded. I'd just tell them what's up, ya know. Also I'd never let Luke Smith come out of his office. [/i]
