One Shot Ted is the Randal The Vandal of the Crucible. They added him in the April update. He randomly spawns in any Earth based map and as his name suggests, he 1 shots you even if you busted your ass getting to 335.
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I already saw a few posts by him, that guy is badass. I wouldn't even want to challenge him.
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Not even close to comedy
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Every party has a pooper, that's why we invited you.
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Still not funny
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Edited by PinfallVictory: 4/28/2016 8:29:57 AMGood job I don't measure my lifes success on whether some stranger on the internet thinks I'm funny or not.
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Not funny
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Amazing. You said the same thing 3 times in a row. I can't compete with that brain power.
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Hilarious
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Now you're just contradicting yourself. Which one is it? You can't have both.
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Drugs are bad, m'kay?
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