[b]///QUESTION 1///[/b] [b][i]A) Shotgun-5 points.[/i][/b] A shotgun implies you like it close and dirty, vigorously scrubbing your bodies against each other. [b][i]B) Sniper- 2 Points.[/i][/b] A sniper says you can't commit. [b][i]Snipe N' Chill.[/i][/b] You say you'll call back...but maybe you do. Only maybe. [b][i]C) Fusion Rifle-3 points.[/i][/b] Way to be different! And by being the hipster guardian slayer you are, your "not shotgun" saddens me just as much. This gun says you don't know what you want in life. Maybe somewhere in the frozen foods section of Walmart, awaits an equally confused lover for you. [b][i]D) Side Arm-3 points.[/i][/b] How many times have you been killed by one of these [i]Krillins?[/i] 3? 4? If you were killed by these it's because they were [i]attempting[/i] to pity you. [b][i]the crucible is no place for mercy.[/i][/b] That shit got Goku killed. [b]///QUESTION 2///[/b] [b][i]A) Hand cannon-4 points.[/i][/b] The hand cannon is the girl with glasses nobody wants to dance with but then someone dances with her so now everybody wants to. Usage will spark additional usage. [b][i]B) Scout Rifle-3 points.[/i][/b] The long distance relationship of [i]love and war,[/i] the scout rifle says you're scared to get a little wet. You [b][i]say[/i][/b] you'll go swimming, but when you stick your toes in the water you basically die and say no. [b][i]C) Auto Rifle-2 points.[/i][/b] An instant facial of bullets, there's little disrespect with these pups. They're your new favorite kill-trade weapon. [b][i]D) Pulse Rifle-3 points.[/i][/b] If you chose D, you like to hit and quit. [i]Tappa fappa snappa.[/i] That's the best way I can describe it. [b]///QUESTION 3///[/b] [b][i]A) Rocket Launcher-5 points.[/i][/b] You chose quality over quantity. You'd rather own one pair of really nice boxers, rather than have a chance at fresh ones all week. At least they look nice, though. [b][i]B) Machine Gun-4 points.[/i][/b] Hits like a scout, fires like an auto, makes the ladies speechless regardless. The quick kills on people without heavy give you the overconfidence to suggest there's no lady unworthy of your one-liners. [b][i]C) Sword-3 points.[/i][/b] The sneaky one. Hidin' in the shadows thinkin' your hidden; but truth is you don't have the stomach to get in. You wanna talk about a victim I'ma put you here with em'. [b]Linkin Park lyrics. [i]Newer ones.[/i][/b] And just like that CD, your new trendy sword looks great but relies heavily on a bad audience to swing it on. [b]///CALCULATE///[/b] [ ] [b] 6 points. Clean, daily showers. [i]Not a scrub[/i].[/b] [ ] [b] 7 points. Forget to shower on Wednesdays and Saturdays. Dirty when you need to be. [i]Scrub -[/i][/b] [ ] [b] 8+ points. Your shower is broken and you won't use the fire hydrant outside even if you could. You're dirtier the back room of family video and spawn just as much regret. [i]Scrub +[/i][/b] [b]EDIT:[/b] I'm getting many comments saying the lowest possible score is 7. [spoiler]It's almost as if it was rigged.[/spoiler]