True

The people in this game who say get good are the ones who have no life no girlfriend no job no kids or any other thing that requires responsibilities besides playing this game.. and if they do they are not paying enough attention to those things in their life and dedicate too much time to this game... bragging about being good in a video game is like bragging about being the best looking kid with Down Syndrome

Playing tennis with our bodies it's funny cuz it's honestly true.

WaW heroic campaign... And your proved wrong...

Necro again

I needed this laugh.

I don't hate the Taken [i]quite[/i] as much as I hate the Prometheans in Halo. But that's not saying much.

I Fxcking love this lol

Necro

[quote] Wrong because the taken vandals have spawned with the precision of a surgeon and are now placing bubbles as soon as you think about them to heal the enemy and 1080 no scoping you while he rides a fkn cow jumping over the fkn sun with both hands ties behind his back and disarming a fkn nuke strapped to his fkn dic and balls[/quote] Bahahahaha

[quote]Even in fireteams they can wipe you out instantly while you are overleveled. So you are minding your own business and run into taken thrall and acolytes. No big deal, kill acolytes before they spawn floating MGs right? Wrong, a taken knight has spawned out of your ass and is now spamming the flame shit at every position you stand in. So aim for the knight right? Wrong because the taken vandals have spawned with the precision of a surgeon and are now placing bubbles as soon as you think about them to heal the enemy and 1080 no scoping you while he rides a fkn cow jumping over the fkn sun with both hands ties behind his back and disarming a fkn nuke strapped to his fkn dic and balls using only his bare teeth. So kill the vandals? Wrong because now a taken captain has spawned about 20 meters away and is spamming orbs the size of Phobos to blind you as well as deal a chunk of damage no matter how far from the center you were. So take out the captain? Wrong once more, taken planaxes have spawned and are playing tennis with your pathetic body. So take out the Phlanaxes? Wrong again, there is an orb nearby spawning psions that are multiplying as we speak. So take out the orb? WRONG A FUKINGAIN!!! The taken keep spawning even if you destroyed the orbs, oh and you might want to watch out next time for that taken cabal orb that tracks you to the end of the universe because it already killed you while you were worrying about every other ability spamming enemy. Great concept of an enemy, poor execution. Tone down the ability spam and you'd have the perfect enemy in terms of balance. Edit: Now that I'm cooled out, just understand that all Id like to see is a second or so added between their abilities, even half a second. oh and thanks for reading to those who enjoyed the description of abilities. EDIT 2: Wow...I'm not sure what to be impressed by, the fact that this hit trending, or the chunk of posts saying "git gud" (post fist edit) despite me saying I'd only like to see a VERY MINIMAL cooldown time nerf (min .5 sec 2 sec max). Anyways, I'm having fun reading your thoughts on this and your experiance with the taken. Edit 3: Not sure if troll or not, but I believe I received a couple or so of requests to change the word "retarded" due to it being deemed offensive. I've complied with the request as a show of good faith that I meant no harm in any way.[/quote]

See, this is exactly why I [i]love [/i]the Taken, though! There comes a point when PvE is just a joke no matter what solo unless it's Nightfall. When the Taken show up, I get giddy. I [i]love [/i]it when they overwhelm me. I love it when I have to run and juke and slide between cover and pick them off one by one while my shields are down and I'm running for my life [i]just to keep them from entirely drowning me in bodies and bullets.[/i] I can see how they could be piss-poor aggravating, but every reason you hate them is every reason I grin when I see a summoning orb pop up.

You forgot about the Taken Invisi-tuar that spawned in at the very biginning and has been stealth-butt-fuking you the whole time. So kill the Minotuar? NOPE, cuz there's a Taken Goblin on the other side of the solar system shooting a stupid laser face of immortality onto him.

Every heard of Elites on solo legendary? Good luck with that

Have you heard of dark souls and borderlands, oh and I didn't read the post stupid wall of text

It's like we are playing inferno and they are playing mayhem....

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This is still one of my favorite ever posts.