Hunter: Yeah! we should join together and fight the Darkness as ONE!!! *Sees Warlock* Hey Warlock, old buddy, ol' pal! *sticks out hand* Warlock: H-hey Hunter. *shakes hand while eyeing him suspiciously* Hunter: So what brings you here! Warlock: Ummm I live here. This is my room. Hunter:*Looks around*....So it is! Warlock: What are you doing here? Did you put another stink bomb under my pillow? *Checks for stink bombs* Because if you did I swear- Hunter: No no of course not! I'm a changed man! But if you want I cou- Warlock: *waving arms frantically * NOOOOO NO NO NO NNNNO NO!! Anyway look Hunter its been a long day, I'm really tired and I gotta be at the tower by 9:15 tomorrow so if you could...you know...leave. That would be great. Hunter: Ahh yes I understand. The books really take a toll on ya huh? Well see ya tomorrow * Walks out the door* Warlock: huh. That was strange a hell. He normally tries to bother me. I guess he really is a changed man! *Goes to sleep* (3:00am) Warlock: Zzzzzz....*Suddenly wakes up* MY VAULT!!!! * Runs and checks his vault* Oh everything's there. *Goes back to sleep* (Next morning) Warlock: *stretches and looks at the time* ... hmm only 8:55... HOLY SHIT [b]8:55[/b]!!!!!!!!!!* Speeds through morning routines* Warlock: *Hops on his Sparrow* Alright I can still make it! *Sparrow won't start* What!? No No no nononononononoNOOOOOO!!!! (1 excruciatingly long hour later) Warlock: *Makes it to the elevator* Finally! *Elevator opens and is full of Titans* Bulky Titan : You going up? Warlock: Y-Yeah but you know what I think I'm gonna take the stairs Titan: NONSENSE! *Pulls Warlock in* (5 suffocating minutes later) Warlock: M-m-my ribs! Oh god I think they're broken! Hunter: *Sees Warlock* Holy shit what happen to you!? You look like you were in a elevator full of Titans! Warlock: You have no idea. Hunter: So why are you late today? I mean we all thought you died! I was in the middle of arranging a funeral for you! Warlock: My sparrow broke down. Hunter: Damn, that sucks. Well Amanda isn't here today but I could fix it for you. Warlock::...Huh!? Fix it!? For ME! Hunter: *Shrugs* Why not? Anything for a friend right? Warlock: *Strangles Hunter* THAT'S IT WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HUNTER!!!??? Hunter: *Kicking around* IamHunter!I'mjusttryingtobeabetterfriend!!!!! *Choking* (Titan walks in) Titan: Uhhhh Warlock: *Releases Hunter* SHOW ME YOUR GHOST! Hunter: Huh? Warlock: SHOW IT!!!! Hunter: O-OKAY *shows Warlock* Warlock: Oh I guess you ARE Hunter...Sorry. Is the Offer for my Sparrow still open? Hunter: Sure! Just hand me your ghost so he can summon it for me later Warlock: Alright *hands over his Ghost* Thanks man! Hunter : *evil glint in Hunters eyes* No problem *Warlock leaves* No problem at all! Ha...HaHa...HaHaHa. HAHAHAHAHA- Titan: You know I'm still here right? Hunter:... Titan:... Hunter:...Not a word to Warlock! Titan: I dunno man, what's in it for me? Hunter: I dunno. What do you want? Titan: I want in on this. Hunter: Very well then but don't screw up! Titan: Come on! How long have you known me? Hunter: Long enough to know that your loyalty can be bought with cookies! Titan: That's not true *Hunter stares a Titan and pulls out a cookie*...Okay yes it is now GIMME!!!! Hunter: *Tosses cookie over to Titan* Cookie: I thought we had a deal!!!! Titan: *Munchies on cookie* Hunter: *Grimaces as the cookie screams in terror* Man I'm sure glad I'm not that cookie right now! (3 hours later) Titan: *Just finished buying exotics from Xur* Thanks man! Xur: Just make sure you have the money next time! Or else* Partially unsheathes hidden Knife* Titan: *Gulp* O-Okay Y-yeah S-sure! No problem! heh heh! Warlock: *Sees Titan* Hey Titan!!!! Titan: Oh shit! *Equips noob gear* Warlock: Oh sorry I thought you were someone else. Titan: NOT ALL OF US TITANS LOOK THE SAME!!!! Warlock: Okay okay I said sorry didn't I? *Quickly leaves before problem escalates* Titan: Phew *Wipes sweat off forehead* Xur:...Have you ever thought of being a spy? Titan: Why yes! Yes I have! (At the Cosmodrome) Hunter: Alright Warlock, your sparrow should be working fine now. Warlock: Okay let see if you're right! *Starts Sparrow* Holy Shit it works! Titan: *Holding back laughter* Hunter: Great! You should probably check if it can still drive the same though. Warlock: Alright *Presses the gas pedal and Sparrow speeds away* OH SHIT!!!!!! Hunter & Titan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Hunter slaps his knee and Titan rolls on the ground* Warlock: *Presses brakes* Oh shit *presses again* oh shit oh shit oh shit ohshitohshitohshit *Heading start for a wall* OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ghost(s): Guardian Down. Warlock: *Re-spawns and see Hunter laughing*...YOU SNEAKY, DECEITFUL, UNDERHANDED F***ING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!! *Chucks a Nova Bomb* Hunter: SHIT!!!! *Rolls out of the way* Titan: *Still rolling on the ground* HAHA HA HAHAHAHA HA *Sigh* oh my god my sides they're killing me! * Turns around only to see a purple ball of light speeding towards him* Oh my. Ghost(s): Guardian Down. Titan: *Res-pawns* WHAT THE HELL MAN!!!??? Warlock: YEAH WHAT THE HELL!!?? Titan: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YEAH WHAT THE HELL?" Warlock: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU HUH!? DID I EVER MESS WITH YOUR SPARROW!? HUH!? DID I!? Titan: MESS WITH YOUR SPARROW WHAT ARE YO- DUDE THAT WAS HUNTERS IDEA I JUST WANTED TO WATCH!! BESIDE HE HAD COOKIES!!! Warlock: SO WHAT IF HE HAD COOKIES!!!!??? Titan:.... Warlock: Oh...Damn sorry dude I forgot about you and cookies...are you alright? Titan: I'm fine. Warlock: okay...HUNTEEEEEEERRRRRRR! Hunter: *Pops in out of nowhere* You called? Warlock: Titan hold him down! Titan: Alright *About to grab Hunter* Sorry but you got me hit by a Nova Bo-* Hunter pulls out a cookie* Actually Warlock I don't think Hunter should be punished. Warlock: WHAT!!?? Ghost: Oooooh these Titans ain't loyal! Warlock: Luckily I came prepared! *reach for his emergency kit* Hunter: Looking for this? *brings out Warlock's emergency kit* Warlock: What!? W-When!? How!? Hunter: Oh I took it from your house this morning. Warlock: You were at my house today? Hunter: Yup. I played around, did some fixing to the Sparrow, I had breakfast, and then I took this kit just in case! Oh by the way you may want to check your vault *evil glint in Hunters eyes* Warlock:...You wouldn't! Hunter: Oh yes I would! Warlock: *Runs all the way home* Titan: *Still munching on cookie* You know he could have just summoned his sparrow. Hunter: *Pulls out Warlock's Ghost* Titan: Oh you are a crafty bastard aren't you? Hunter: You've got no clue! Titan:...Can I have another Hunter: *Hands over the whole kit* Consider that payment for the whole week. Titan: Okay! Just as long as no one offers me more cookies. Hunter: *stares at Titan*.... Titan:... Ghost(s): Ooooh these Titans ain't loyal! (Back with our favorite Warlock) Warlock: *Opens vault and falls on his knees* NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! The End Hope you enjoyed [spoiler]This is just a joke. I love Warlocks and Titans and I think they're all awesome just like the people who use them! Stay awesome friends :)[/spoiler] Edit#1: Thanks for the support you guys! You're awesome :) Edit#2: Here's a couple skits I made before this [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/156467964/0/0/1[/url] [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/127176074/0/0/1[/url] Me and a fellow Guardian made this one *sniff sniff* It's very special to me!...Oh and it's in the replies. [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/131102662/0/0/1[/url] Enjoy!...or not...enjoy...But I'd prefer if you Enjoyed!

Lol warlocks calling hunters cry babies. LMFAO I'm pretty sure they have the fake hunters and us true hunters a little mixed up. Fake hunters: people who basically only use the hunter for pvp or because they just want all characters. Also anyone who got the game after Christmas they just aren't the same as us original hunters. True hunters: hunters who don't cry and complain. Stand there ground and can hold there own. Welcome all classes like they are one of us. Have no issues with "unfair weapons and or abilities". Are actually good. I'm friends with many warlocks and a small band of original hunters I despise fake hunters.

Hunters don't shower, it's offensive to my senses to have them nearby.

First three comments I see are warlocks being dick. This is why there will never be piece among us

I seriously don't understand why Hunters are being such asses lately. Since getting in these forums, all I've been is attacked. They're taking it WAY too seriously. It's a GAME. "Hunter master race hehehehaha" "Warlocks suck" "Hunter is the best thing to happen to destiny" "Titans suck" Like, why can't we all be friends? Why every time someone puts out their opinion, they get bashed? Even on forum topics that ask things like "which class is your favorite" or "what class is your least favorite"? Stop with the negativity and just mind your own business.

since when did warlocks and hunters have beef?

May as well join forces with a glad trash bag....Hunters suck

Wuntlocks master race?

You stole my post but I'm not mad <3 https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/155663358/0/0

1) TTK is actually good 2) Warlocks are not the cry babies, the hunters are 3) In no way shape or form shall warlocks and cry babies be united Ps I main a warlock and the Titan hammer is weak