I salute you for posting it in spite of an inevitable shit storm.

Daily reminder that OP is a fgt.

Yeah dude I was with my buddy Jesus at work and he tripped on some pipes but it's okay you're right he is risen from where he fell.

Good for him.

Macrowave it

Then you have obviously only studied one theology. Tell me one thing that Christianity has permanently ever solved. ONE thing! Religion in base is the inability of man to deal with reality. Just like alcoholism, drug addiction, etc. You do realize your preaching about an imaginary person. You've never met, spoke, smelled, seen, heard this individual in the flesh. You are essentially a 21st century pagan! But, somehow Christians have always seen themselves as better because of there "beliefs".... The very thing your imaginary leader would disdain. I rely upon reality and my own conscience to live my life not some make believe entity that might as we'll have been an alien from outer space. All you have done is joined a club that shuns reality and science! Name one thing that Christianity has provided on this forum for instance, except hate amongst its fellow make believe religions. It's like you all wanna be prom queen and you kill people to do so. Christians have killed hundreds of thousands to be the dominant religion... Same way with the Muslims and Jews. None of you are different the majority of you are ignorant of your own creation myth. Go back to Babylonia that where you three death machines all have your roots. It is truly sad in these times to see how so many are so completely deluded by a make believe story that was intended to stop immorality amongst a burgeoning human race! So sad that so many people are so willing to stick their heads in the sand! I honestly feel sad for all of you.. Still on the hook for a thousand year old hoax! Read up on Hammurabi, council of Nycea, anything, bro stop the ignorance, please!

He's risen? Where? I'd like to document this.

Muhammed would beat Jesus in a fight

To all those that are saying that Christianity is holding back society: America was [i]built[/i] by Christians, look where it is today. Great Britain was also a Christian nation, and a long time ago GB was the greatest empire to expand. Now take a look at third world countries. They have been indigenous and pagan for thousands of years. Look at how impoverished they are. Some countries, like south Sudan are christian and slowly getting better. So before you say Christians are holding everything back, let's look into perspective here

Hail satan

God is a Flying Spaghetti Monster :3

This thread needs more Anubis.