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Edited by CanuckCaliber:
7/27/2015 7:52:07 AM
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Chuck Norris jokes: Destiny Style
I'll start:
- Chuck Norris has a 365 khvostov
- Chuck Norris doesn't fly to planets - they fly to him
- The lighthouse is where Chuck Norris lives
- Chuck Norris locked the Vex in the Vault of Glass
- Every round is a one hit final round for Chuck Norris... in his auto rifle
Any others? I'm not great with lore but I get the feeling that lore would make some great ones. (I will put up honorable mentions)
SuitedDust26277: chuck Norris gave birth to oryx
ForgetfulDrunk: Crota's shield doesn't regen in the "Presence of Chuck Norris"
AxeColossus: atheon had to ask chuck Norris what time it was
LankeeClipper: the impending doom that Rasputin saw coming wasn't the darkness, it was Chuck Norris
Cloudless9: gorgons try to be stealthy to avoid the chuck Norris gaze
Mxadvent: chuck Norris is the reason the cabal are running
RedDeadWeight81: the lighthouse tries to get to Chuck Norris every weekend
ElectroClaw: Before they fought Chuck Norris, the fallen were called the Standing
ThatShaunGuy: Skolas checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before he sleeps
RejectedShot: Chuck Norris can blink... on his titan
AngryBovine1419: Xur waits for Chuck Norris to arrive
Prinze: No matter your level, chuck Norris will always appear with "???" next to his name
YoSoyJackBauer1: The only bounty that Chuck Norris can't do is the post mortem bounty
AnimeFreak0: When you shoulder charge Chuck Norris... YOU die
Dalmori: All of the vault space we're missing... Chuck Norris has it
RagingPandaKC: Chuck Norris once killed the entire opposing team... then he spawned in
UraniumBoss235: RNGesus prays to Chuck Norris
Becket113: Chuck Norris can reload golden gun
TackyKid45: Chuck Norris once used fist of havoc, it is now known as "the big bang"
Nova_FrostV2: Crota's Oversoul was destroyed by Chuck Norris's gaze
Agito: Aksor refused to get out of his cell when he saw Chuck Norris
English
#Destiny
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2 RepliesKabr is Chuck Norris's son
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2 RepliesThe Stranger had time to explain to Chuck Norris.
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5 RepliesEdited by G33KBOSS01: 9/14/2015 1:35:09 AMChuck Norris almost got grazed got by the Thorn once. 3 seconds later patch 2.0 was announced.
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chuck norris eats wizard darkness blast for breakfast
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1 ReplyChuck Norris has a Grimore of over 9,000.
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Chuck Norris can bring year 1 legendaries into year 2 and beyond.
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2 RepliesChuck Norris was suppose to be the Poe 35 final boss but bungie realised he was un defeatable so they replaced him with skolas
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Chuck Norris put a gap in the Twilight. That is why it's called Twilight Gap.
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Chuck Norris was going to play crucible, but smoggy Pluto scared him too much.
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Chuck Norris pushed the Templar of the edge by pure intimidation. Skolas refers to Chuck Norris as the Kell of Kells The cracks on the Moon aren't from the Hive, but from Chuck Norris landing.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris Titan and hunter can self rez
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3 RepliesThere are no Chuck Norris jokes, only facts.
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Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer [spoiler]too bad he doesn't cry[/spoiler]
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Don't know if this one has been done but. Chuck Norris can equipt an exotic...in every slot.
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The Cabal pray to Chuck Norris to destroy the planets and moons that get in their way.
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1 Reply1.Chuck Norris found the 6th chest.... In Crotas End 2. Chuck Norris ghost is the traveler. 3. Exotic engram drop for chuck
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1 ReplyDrop the beat! Turn that bass up! Once met a kid. His name was Dark Ninjanut He said he wanted crota he had the Ghorn He came in the group, he sound like he had no nuts And then we got the sword time to drop crota. But punk ninjanut said he had no rockets..... WTF! WTF! GTFO! Scruuuuuuub! WTF! WTF! GTFO! Scruuuuuuuuub! Now this any the end. In his whinny voice he said Mom not now! I'll brush my teeth later He said he needed to go back to town and buy some rockets We gave the guy a chance and waited for him while dancing 5 mins later he came on the mic with his whinny girl voice and said Ah man, sorry guys. I got no glimmer what am I gonna do? WTF! WTF! GTFO! Scruuuuuuuub! WTF! WTF! GTFO! Sruuuuuuuuuub! Moral of the story if you see this kid Dark NinjaNut Don't invite him to the party don't listen to his posts Some kids can play destiny but this cat needs to stick to Pokemon! Peace out!
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3 RepliesEdited by Monado Riven: 7/19/2015 11:18:23 PMChuck Norris solos Skolas with NLB
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Chuck Norris can RKO punch an arc blade
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1 ReplyPhogoth is chuck norris's pet
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2 RepliesIm just really scared of his "chin"
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2 RepliesChuck Norris found the seventh chest in VoG
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Chuck Norris doesn't need the relic to kill Templar or a gun
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chuck norris is so powerful, he melees aetheon and kills crota and skolas at the same time!
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1 ReplyThe traveler is chuck Norris's soccer ball
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Chuck Norris once sneezed and now his snot is known as the taken
