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Edited by Dolphinizer: 4/28/2015 2:53:48 PM
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Most awkward game chat moments

Whats is your most awkward moment in game chat? Mine was raiding in #Density with this guy called "Kusherizer" and he and his friend are going on about their parents buying them weed and dealing drugs and I'm just silently sitting there judging them all über hard [b]Edit: 250 replies, Im so cool![/b] [b]Edit: 500 replies! I've never had a bigger erection[/b] [b]Edit: 750 replies! Reach for 1000![/b] [b]Edit: WE REACHED 1000! And Mom said I would never amount to anything! We showed her![/b]

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    *Joins party with friends (20+ yrs old) Everyone in the party was farting into the mic and playing porn videos in it Controller dies and and gf walks into the room and hears farting and porn on the tv.

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    • Playing vog, templar fight. Bored out of my mind cuz destiny is a piece of shit. Tell my LFG group the story of Piggy Dagger and his Baby Fisting Adventure (PM for details), and they all thought I was [i]really[/i] -blam!-ed up for the rest of the run. Hilarious.

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      • I was doing Skolas and this guy was telling his kids he was going to whip them

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        • Edited by ClassicBendy: 6/8/2015 12:15:03 AM
          I was doing patrol with a friend and then he dies and I hear him say "This captain just one shot me and now he's Tbagging me." Then I say, "no way, let me see." So I find his ghost and sure enough this captain is T-bagging him and can't get out of this spot and the guy I was playing with had died right there. I just sat there staring at the captain. I told my teammate, " you better just go to orbit, this captain means business.

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          • http://imgur.com/gallery/33t1ngk

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            • Just finding people to play with in Destiny. The more I think about it, I pretty much hate almost everything about it

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            • Penis

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            • "I can't speak right now." "Why?" "I just can't." [spoiler]Spam invites me to party.[/spoiler]

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            • Bump

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            • Pretty much anytime I'm in chat and make a joke that was teetering on the offensive line and everyone pauses to see if it's okay to laugh "too far?" Everyone busts up ahaha

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            • The omnigul thread

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              • RIP Daddy Dolph, died from Ninja brutality

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              • Who wants to run sword Silence.

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              • I'm gay......

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                • A couple hours ago in titanfall some random kid starts saying ALPA-CLOOOOOTCH over and over again [spoiler]yes he said ALPA not ALPHA[/spoiler]

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                • Edited by Thaowel: 6/30/2015 4:01:28 PM
                  I was singing to a justin beiber song while it was on a vine and didn't mute my mic {{{{:::::

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                • Playing Halo: Reach with my old buddy, he would always tell people he was going to shit on their dick. I thought it was hilarious, but everyone else thought it was awkward and gross. Haha.

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                  • >be me looking for a team to do vog >got 1 person as we are talking while I'm searching >accidentally hit one of those links and I'm thinking its frankypatis site >it leads to a porn site and the video starts playing immediately ad my volume is at max >dude asks me what I'm doing while I'm trying to turn it off >both agreed to not speak of this to the people that were about to join

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                    • This guy said "Hey, I gotta go my dad just died, but I'll be back on in about an hour or so."

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                      • One time in a death match when i won agains my male friends i said "yay! Suck my dick losers!" And they said, but otilia, you are the only one here who's got no dick.

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                        • Whenever someone starts f*cking whistling into their mic and I ask them to stop

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                          • When my then girlfriend decided to give me special attention while I was playing with my friends. People I know in real life, mind you. Super hard keeping up with the conversation. She wouldn't even let me mute. She liked to torture me.

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                          • Edited by WombyRocks: 6/7/2015 6:48:42 AM
                            I was in the Prison of Elders with my friend and his friend he met on the forums. My girlfriend had broken up with me a week before. I sniffed and my friend said,"Oh yeah, Cooper's girlfriend left him last week. Now he cries all day and all night about her." After a long pause, his friend from the forums just said,"Is that true?" Btw I'm Cooper.

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                            • Every time someone laughs at their own pun/joke and everyone else is silent

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                            • I was playing Call of Duty and my friend who's playing Minecraft starts singing some stupid Minecraft song in [u]super[/u] high pitched voice. That got really annoying really fast.

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                            • I was in a party with one of my friends the day GTA V Heists came out. One of his friends joined the party and he wanted to play GTA V heists with him. The guy that joined the party was 11. So....

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