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Edited by Dolphinizer: 4/28/2015 2:53:48 PM
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Most awkward game chat moments

Whats is your most awkward moment in game chat? Mine was raiding in #Density with this guy called "Kusherizer" and he and his friend are going on about their parents buying them weed and dealing drugs and I'm just silently sitting there judging them all über hard [b]Edit: 250 replies, Im so cool![/b] [b]Edit: 500 replies! I've never had a bigger erection[/b] [b]Edit: 750 replies! Reach for 1000![/b] [b]Edit: WE REACHED 1000! And Mom said I would never amount to anything! We showed her![/b]

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  • Edited by CONRAD ops: 7/30/2015 7:56:56 PM
    *joins random vog group* Party leader "hey man white power!" Me "um alright pal" Random "ok we just need one more *last guy joins* Party leader and friend "white power!" New guy "I'm black..."

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    • 4 of my clan mates and I were doing Crota hard mode. We had a random from the forums join us. My clan mates and I were talking about some really stupid stuff and just d¡cking around so I messaged the guy apologizing for our stupidity and his only reply back was "I'm high af"

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      • I don't even want to say it. Let's just say I unintentionally made things SERIOUSLY and racially tense.

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        • This one time I was playing Poe and a guy had his mic on and you could hear his whole f*ckin family in the same room on the bright when I was the only guardian standing his whole family was cheering me on then they started making up encouraging song with my username in it. Lol Oh and it awkward when you're playing online with someone an the other person is having a conversation non related to the game with someone else in the room One more when people try to small talk while playing I'm not talking about regular conversation you would usually have I'm talking about the weird kind of stuff....something you would ask someone you're trying to date an get to know

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        • Silent raids.

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          • When somebody put pr0n sounds up the mic. Disturbingly hilarious

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          • Usually when someone rages really hard and then everyone goes silent.

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          • Was playing MW3 with a friend. He brought it over when I first got my profile so I was starting rank. A couple matches in I've gotten the hang of it. Then we go into a match where the squeaker goes, "Oh, Sgt Hopscotch fgt loser scrub! I'm gonna rek you!" As my ears were bleeding, the match starts and he's trash talking me the whole time. I made him my personal bitch. He was screaming into the mic. Eventually in the last round he kills me and starts teabagging me and my friend is the only guy on my team left against him. So he grabs mic, plugs it in, and screams, "GET QUICKSCOPED YOU WHORE!" He blows the kid up, and I was laughing so hard it was amazing.

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            • So I was playing GTA with some of my xbox friend when a few of IRL friends come into the party and game. Apparently right as they entered they didn't realize I wasn't the only one in the party and started talking about dick size, sex, etc. and after about a hour of this going on the other guys in my party finally speak a and they listened to all of it.

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            • A group of guys on halo 4 were astounded that I was a girl and asked if I wanted to blow them and my cup size and if I wanted to send them "pictures". :/

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                In the middle of the nightfall everyone was quiet I got my soundboard out next thing you hear was "-Blam- her right in the p*ssy!"

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              • NECROBUMP TIME necrobump

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                • Join my cult

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                • All conversations/whining about how a level/raid can't be beat because of blah blah blah they have all the weapons blah blah blah the other players fault BLAH! It's awkward and unnecessary and I hate it.

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                • Playing Crota's end with my squeaker friend and a 4 guys who are obviously friends. They want to cheese the bridge (desticle alert) I'm a hunter and they tell me to kill myself while they do their thing. Time passed, and multiple times one guy keeps calling me 'baby' and saying stuff like 'ay bby Itz alrit i gat yoo' joking around like he did with his other friends. I was quiet and nervous this being my first Crota's end raid and said nothing. When the guy who is calling doing this the most comes to revive me and says 'hey Itz ok bby I gat yoo dunt worry bby I luv yoo'. My speaker friend then interrupts him saying 'uhh she's a girl'. The team goes silent and stays that way for the rest of the raid. Spoiler for another one [spoiler]so not too long ago I post on an Offtopic thread called 'are you man enough to post your phone number' I go ahead and post the number of my local red robin for te lolz. A kid sees the area code and thinks 'ey I hav dat code tew!' And the next day I get a party invite on Xbox. Me and my friend were in a game and This kid keeps inviting me so I tell my friend I'm going to Check it out. I enter the party and there is a squeaker and a teen boy. I'm about to leave the party as the speaker is trying to defend himself from the teen who is messing with him. The sqeaker then stops me by saying Offtopic and now I'm thinking 'oh shit they found me'. The kid explains himself and says he'd been trying to find me because he wanted to know if we lived in the Same city (because of the area code from the number thread). I'm weirded out but still intrigued and I listen. Figures he lives close but not in the Same city. When I go back to my friends party we laugh it off and continue our game. [/spoiler]

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                  • Guy: hey Fart do you live in California? Me: on occasions Guy: on occasions? Haha Me: yeah like when I'm lying Girl: so most of the time Me: yeah...

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                    • Edited by Kenji Kazuma: 8/2/2015 9:25:16 PM
                      I was playing MW3 2v2 with my friend and we were kicking ass. Then all I hear is quiet farting and it starts getting louder and longer. My friend is like, "Dude, I f[i]u[/i]cking ate Mexican food and I'm about to blow up! Needless to say I'm laughing my ass off as he waddled away like a penguin with shit in his pants. We were face timing and in game chat. XD

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                      • Playing with someone and hearing their wife start yelling at them for being in a party with another girl...lol

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                        • My friend and his brother were talking about penis flavors in the middle of a match. After that they were talking about anuses looking like mushrooms.....😕

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                        • Edited by Robot745: 7/21/2015 1:11:29 PM
                          I was playing with a guy who had a distinct Norman Bates vibe. His mom was tickling him and it was weird, he was also like 30. They carried on like this for the entire game. Needless to say I left as soon as the game was over

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                          • I was in a game playing destiny with five girls doing atheon raid(im a guy). I was treated like how they would be treated if they was the only girl in a game full of guys. 😭

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                            • necrobump

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                              • Someone taking a dump while on mic

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                                • I was on my sister's account watching netflix and her friend logs on. It's one of her close friends who is a boy and he spams me with invites to play Destiny with him. After about another 10 minutes of him spamming me with invites he sends me a message he would send a d!ck pic to me. (he didnt know i wasnt my sister). So i messaged him saying: "This is her sibling...." He gets off ps4

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                                  • So I join a party full of friends and I started talking like always the a some random chick joins. I was like "hey.... What you doing?" She was like OMG your voice turns me on so much. *silence* Then I was like "well did not expect that at all". My friend was like "dude WTF bro? You can't just join then turn someone by just talking.". So I left the party, then I joined back in right away to hear that chick say "hey baby". *silence again*

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                                  • Playing with guy on crack

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