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Edited by Dolphinizer:
4/28/2015 2:53:48 PM
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Most awkward game chat moments
Whats is your most awkward moment in game chat?
Mine was raiding in #Density with this guy called "Kusherizer" and he and his friend are going on about their parents buying them weed and dealing drugs and I'm just silently sitting there judging them all über hard
[b]Edit: 250 replies, Im so cool![/b]
[b]Edit: 500 replies! I've never had a bigger erection[/b]
[b]Edit: 750 replies! Reach for 1000![/b]
[b]Edit: WE REACHED 1000! And Mom said I would never amount to anything! We showed her![/b]
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Edited by Liberalsss: 11/1/2015 1:04:34 PMMe: *vog temple run* Once I saw in I here 2 guys Guy 1: *asks guy 2* do you know how to nuder a female dog? Guy 2 answers: yeah, you take a needle and string a sew it up. they then realize I was in the chat too. Most awkward moment of my life lol. Anyway REVIVE
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80 RepliesMe:*Enters friends private game* Them*Talking about stupid n*ggers, black people and other racial slurs. This goes on for about three minutes Friends notices I'm in the game Friend:Oh.....hey flyer....*Chuckles nervously* One of them:Oi flyer! You don't like monkey n*ggers do you Friend:Chill,man he's- Me:*In the most cheerful voice ever* I'm black. *Utter silence*
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5 Repliesdoing stupid shit in Dentistry with 2 randoms who thought i couldnt hear them. after seeing how good i was they started saying all this stuff about how good i am. they called me God at one point. at the end i spoke up to thank them for the game and they just went all akward and quiet lol
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11 RepliesNot really awkward, just hilarious. My buddy was playing GTA and this squeaker joined the match, eventually he was talking about his new phone and my buddy says, "hey kid, you know those new galaxy's can be charged in the microwave right?" Kid says, "Really? Awesome!" Puts his phone in the microwave, few seconds later. [b]POP!![/b] phone explodes, kid starts flipping out and repeatedly kills my friend, stays in the lobby and his dad comes home and tears into him while the mic is on, needless to say that kid was a sad mess of tears and broken phone
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Hear a teammate and gf moaning in background he forgot to mute mic so while she was riding him we hear the moaning and my God it was funny
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10 RepliesI was playing MW2 on rust (MLG right?) So I let my GF play, told her not to use the mic because she would get well... Her: *unmutes mic* hi guys *everyone goes ape shit* Kid: damn gurl you sound fiinnnee *tries to flirt* Her: thanks? Kid: can you no scope? Her: no. Kid: LOL FGT SCRUB * starts cussing her out* Her(she really did say this) no u. Kid: what?? Her: OP is a fgt. Kid: *starts to cry* w..why would y..you say that?! Kid: *leaves* [spoiler]this happened in the summer[/spoiler]
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I was doing something and the other guys took off their headsets and walked away, and I, thinking that I had some time, said "I'm alone and all I can do is touch myself!" One guy put his headset on at the "touch myself!" part.
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>be me >playing cod bo 1 >squeeker on kinect >wont shut the -blam!- up >talking shit >i get fed up tell him to shut the hell up and put on a shirt >kid gets mad >how do you know im not wearing a shirt >i smile time to -blam!- with him >i hacked your kinect >kid starts freaking out >oh yea how many fingers am i holding up >i take a random off the wall guess >7 >fat shirtless teletubby gets quiet >hear him start crying and scream >moooooooom >kinect goes quiet i laugh >true story.jpeg
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Playing cod Dude: " yeah if you do it too hard they will bleed" said the first guy. Randy:"Dude wtf , you're are either doing it wrong or your dick is too fat" Dude:"nah, she is just ripe that's all" Randy:"dude you into those young girls with daddy issues" Pedo confirmed :" you could say that. I likem even more if their age is on the clock" Leaves lobby.
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Playing Advanced warfare because I was bored and this one guy claims he's the "Fapping master". This kid joins jerking it, and the Fapping master gives him tips. He keeps yellin, "Faster! Faster! Faster!" The kid starts complaining and says, "Oh god this hurts. HOLY SHIT MY DICK IS BLEEDING!". I'm just sitting there with my mic muted laughing my ass off
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An awkward group chat moment I had in Destiny was when I joined a 7-player group chat with this player called "Em3rgell". I was the weakest player among them at the time, and I was just patrolling the dreadnaught as they were playing King's Fall; everyone was utterly silent every time I brought a subject up. ._.
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My friends gamer tag it's A Kosmic Hawk, and people accidentally call him a Kosmic Cock
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1 ReplyNot awkward but funny. Me and my friends were playing happy wars together cus we were super bored and some squeaker was in the game chat screaming about his kills and deaths and so on so we all went into the chat and started roasting him while killing him repeatedly. He was really bad at insulting us and eventually he paused for a couple minutes and said "When your mom cooks pasta she burns it." And me and my friends all lost it.
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20 RepliesJoined a party with a friend, after 5 minutes his wife walks in and tells him she's cheatin on him and wants a divorce, they broke into an argument for about 2 hours I forgot I was recording and when I went to check the video for youtube realised I had captured the entire 2 hours and had uploaded them [spoiler]safe to say I never talked to her or him again [/spoiler]
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11 RepliesWhen I got to use "you can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind...because they're no friends of mine" legitimately in a conversation and no one else in the party knew I was quoting a song..
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Nerco?
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Playing raid with randoms. 3 guys apparently knew each other and went to school together. Guy number 1, ask number 2... did you hang out with your gay friends today? Guy number 2 says yea we were just doing homework, and says one gay guy did some weird activites at home. Guy number 3 says, didn't you say you were going to bake a cake for them? Guy number 1 says, yeah you said you'd bake a cake. A gay cake. Guy number 3 says, what does gay cake taste like? Guy number 1 says, it taste like dick. [spoiler]I -blam!-ing flipped my shit and dropped dead laughing. It was funny the way it was said.[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesWe couldn't get past phogoth as lvl 14s (the other two guys were barely damaging the boss at all) and one guy goes "guys my cat is assraping the goldfish" and leaves the fireteam
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Girlfriend wanted the D... I was in a party. I forgot to turn the mic off. The awkward part was when I got back.
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10 RepliesEdited by Camp Nightmare : 10/27/2015 12:38:24 AMIn a party chat on 360 with like 6 others This weird kid joins (doesn't really have any friends) and it goes quiet He says its his birthday today Whole party stays quiet and one by one leaves the party Edit: please don't judge me
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really bad dirty joke with a 5 year old in the party. he wanted us to explain it...
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26 Replies"Grandma! That's not the phone, it's the wireless router. Grandma stop! N" Player has disconnected.
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1 ReplyAnytime you're playing with friends, and looking for a few more to play a raid or something, and then a squeaker joins your party...
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1 Reply>Be me. >We be waiting for everyone to get ready. >Decide to watch a quick Filmography. >My mic is super sensitive to audio. >Porn sound plays through mic. >Friends question what it is. >Try to shut it off. >Doesn't shut off. >Everyone realizes it was me. >It wasn't even that good. >:( >Spaghetti falls out.
