THIS IS POSITION DELTA KILO CHARLIE NINER
I SEE THREE HUNDRED FOOT MOBILE TROLLS MOVING IN OUR PERIMETER! I REQUEST IMMEDIATE FIRE SUPPORT!
*fires M-60*
English
#Offtopic
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1 ReplyYou can't stop us
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You have our swords.
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10 RepliesWar. War never changes. Ever since the dawn of The Flood, Internet beings have been in a constant battle over everything from differences of opinion to simple psychotic trolling. In the year 2013, after months of war with such trolls, the #OffTopic forum was plunged into a dark abyss of never ending religion threads and troll topics. On that fateful day, The Flood truly broke down into chaos and despair, never to return to bans and moderation. You are a survivor, born and raised in The Flood. This is where you were born. And this is where you will die. Because in the Flood, no one ever enters, and no one ever leaves. Because War. War never changes.
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Use me and they'll all die
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Lohanthony is not pleased.
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I have recovered the secret weapon!
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1 ReplyI brought some reinforcements.
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SEND IN THE 113rd MINIGUN BEAR CAVALRY BRIGADE
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This is Jai from gray team. Adriana and mike are down. My legs broken and I've got shrapnel in my gut. All I've got left is a handgun. 20 bullets.
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*crashes into mountain* "This is Romulus 2, My leg is pinned and I have the bomb with me. You guys have 1 hour to hold the line" *troll jumps down and bites me* "aghhhh!" "[b]No U fgt-agh I cant fight it[/b]
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Mike blows up cheesy burrito, runs away from battlefield with Jai following, Charlie in arms, and escapes.
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Burrito, its just you mike and I, we have to cooperate, take Charlie and mike, leave me behind! Where the hell is Vien!!!
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4 RepliesI liek turtles
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Andrianas down- Shoots derpythewhale- I told you not to fire!!! Finishes him off.
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I've got a plan!!! We're going to send Charlie out to a boot camp to get straightened out! It's our only chance!!!
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5 Replies[u][b]WE EXIST TOGETHER NOW. TWO CORPSES ONE GRAVE. DO YOU KNOW THAT ONE DIRECTION IS THE NEW BEATLES? THAT BIEBER IS THE NEW ELVIS? EVERYONE SHOULD LISTEN TO DUBSTEP. CHRISTIANITY IS STUPID BECAUSE THERE WAS NO JESUS. EVERYONE WOULD BE HAPPIER IF EVERYONE WERE AN ATHEIST[/B][/U]
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24 RepliesGray team has arrived. Few broken bones nothing special. Shields are at 15%, we've got AR's SMGs and a sniper- CHARLIE!!!!! Somebody get a medic- sprays a troll to the ground- Andriana, Mike cover me! -pins Charlie to the ground- I KNOW YOUR IN THERE!!! Charlie, "Obama sucks!"- Passes out. "Adriana, get Charlie off the battlefield, get him somewhere safe, we'll handle the trolls!
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4 RepliesI CAN'T HOLD THE LINE! I NEED REINFORCEMENTS!
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13 RepliesOh my god. DO NOT LET THEM BITE YOU!!! THE WOUNDED ARE TURNING INTO TROLLS!
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Edited by Frederic104: 9/17/2013 8:19:58 PMGray Team on its way, ETA 8 minutes. Looks like you could use some Spartans! 3 minutes later... WE'RE HIT! NAV SYSTEM OVERLOADING WITH SPAM PELICAN ENGINES SHUTTING DOWN!!! WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO OVERLOAD SHIELDS AND JUMP!!! BE THERE IN TEN CHAR- static.
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2 Replies
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This Romulus 2, Im strafing your six. Everyone fall back, Cruise missile incoming!
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Prepare for Titanfall...
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6 RepliesDear god.... EVERYONE PULL BACK! RETREAT! RETREAT!!! FALL BACK! WE NEED TO FORM A SECONDARY PERIMETER AND HOLD THEM LONG ENOUGH TO EVAC THE WOUNDED!!! WE'VE GOT 7th DEGREE ANAL BURNING! PEOPLE ARE BUTTHURT EVERYWHERE! FALL BACK!!!
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Ghost Eye on station, ready to relay targeting coordinates to orbiting defense craft.
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Care package ready for delivery, mark the DZ