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Edited by 2015 Ford Explorer (PIU): 2/15/2025 1:50:26 AM
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When someone asks me what I do, I simply say, "I Patrol."

I don't really play PvP or Raids, I just...Patrol. I can redraw every single detail of the map of Nessus from memory. One time I Patrolled in the EDZ for 12 consecutive hours. You are probably thinking "Why would you do that? It sounds like a waste of time!" Well, that is exactly why. I love wasting time, especially in Patrol. My friends call me the Patroller. No new PvP maps in years? Doesn't bother me, because I'm too busy patrolling. New State of The Game article? No mention of patrol, not interested. I never buy Season Passes, unless they come with more content for patrol. I was upset when they vaulted Titan, I enjoyed patrolling that destination. I’m just a silly guy that likes to patrol. [spoiler]I hope the new showcase has news for Patrol.[/spoiler] --- EDIT: When I first typed this up, I was trying to be funny, so I exaggerated a bit in this post and tried to be a bit satirical…even though I do love to Patrol. So thank you to everyone who posted positive and encouraging comments and shared memories of their patrolling experience! No one calls me the “Patroller” (Not yet anyway) and Idk if I can draw a fully detailed map of Nessus (I can try though) however I DID patrol the EDZ for 12 hours, if I find the screenshot of the Destiny Tracker Session timer I'll update this post. Patrol isn’t the only thing I care about but it does make up quite a big chunk of my total play time. My total play time for D2 is 1,243 hours, according to Destiny Tracker. And I have 549 hours in “Explore” activities (Patrol) so, about half of my total play time is spent in Patrol. Lol. Maybe I should be called the “Patroller"...
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  • Not stealing your thunder, but I do now go by “A Patrolling Guardian”. On the off chance I ever mistakenly queue up for PvP and manage to kill somebody with my sub-par skill, I’ll get a good chuckle out of it.

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