Chief Zoologist: get all the animal error codes

An emblem that tracks how many Public Events did you block from becoming Heroic Some of you players would have triple - quadruple digits. You know who you are

[quote]I'd love to see some silly, lighthearted trackers on emblems or even exotics. Stuff like: How many times you've been killed by the architects Best record time... For loading into the tower (alternately, longest time) Deaths while playing the floor is hot lava in the tower Longest streak of pve activities (like strikes or legend lost sectors) completed without dying Per season: nimber of duplicate powerful or pinnacle rewards that ended up not helping your level On rocket launchers: how many times you've killed yourself (even better, killed yourself on an ally standing in front of you) On celestial nighthawk: number of GG shots missed while wearing celestial (saw this idea on reddit- not mine) Etc... Just something to enjoy and make you smile[/quote] I’m... Actually pretty down with this. Tbh, a stat tracker of “How many raids without getting the raid unique exotic” would actually lighten the frustration quite a bit. Like the funny joke at the end of a gritty scene... 🥸 What to call them though? .. ..... ... 🤔🤔🤔 What about the “Maybe next time” tracker? The “RNGesus Hates Me”? The “Why Do I Even Bother With LfG if This Is All I get After 3-6 Hours and 7 People Rage Quiting”? OH! I know: Just “WWWHHHYYY?!?!” with the number after it. Details in the tracker menu and it can apply to whatever you want. Actually, that could cover a LOT of stats. I can’t tell if I want that as a stat tracker or player title like “Dredgen”. 😂😂😂 Got me thinking now... 🤔 All activities: The “I didn’t get it” for whatever specialty item is supposed to drop. “Get it together, blueberries!” for whenever you lose at PVP or Gambit, or wipe on a strike. Not sure how, maybe a manual tracker for “This isn’t the roll I wanted.”. “Got the blues” for when nothing but blues drop from any activity. 🥳 Side note: There really should be a solo cue for every matchmaking activity in the game. 🧐 Gambit: The “Almost had it” for when you were doing good but the other stacked team has a planned loadout. On that note, the “1 V 4 me kid!” for when you’re solo up against a stacked team that invades every 15 seconds then melts the bosses with lament. Maybe the “How TF they snipe me less than a second after I spawned to invade?!” Tracker. 😜 Crucible: The “My KDA is .85 Why TF AM I AGAINST FLAWLESS EMBLEMS?!” or I’d proudly wear a “Flawed” emblem for never getting past 2 wins in a season (This would actually motivate me to play trails... At least twice). The “Didn’t throw enough grenades” mayhem loss tracker. Emblem idea, I’d totally sport the “Crutch Weapon Enthusiast” title. 😎 Strikes: The “This one again?!” tracker for specific strikes in a playlist repeated consecutively. “You missed one” for NF Champions someone didn’t get (god I hate the champions mechanics). The “I did 200+ Strikes/NFs/Raids and didn’t get anything but this stupid stat tracker”. 🤩 Sunsetting (Trigger Warning): The “I already had this gun” tracker. The “I gotta grind for that again?!?” The “I already paid for this once...” The “Am I just chasing upgrade mats now?!” The “Seriously?!” for every duplicate roll. I could go on forever with this one. 😏 I can think of so many more but I wanna scroll through and see what peeps came up with! 🤘😁

Maybe some error code bingo?

How many times you were squashed by a Cabal Drop Pod would be a fun addition.

What’s the furthest I’ve been knocked back by an enemy?

And a blues dismantled tracker.

We also need a how many times we heard hawthorne say “you just never quit do you” stat

[i][b]Blues Dismantled [/b][/i] - (better be an 8 digit counter) [i][b]Spawn Trapped[/b] [/i] [i][b]Under Staffed[/b] [/i] - (times you’ve flown into Crucible with only 2-4 players against a full 6) [i][b]Dead to Rights[/b][/i] - (deaths caused by missing a crucial shot (combatants/guardians) when it was 80% in your favour [i][b]Danger Close[/b][/i] - (Grenade/RL fired at feet/wall/ceilings/team mates in panic) [b][i]Caballed[/i][/b] - (the number of times when thick in the action you kill multiple enemies, hero moments aplenty - just to get smashed by a random Drop Pod as it quietens down) [b][i]Mercy[/i][/b] - (times you’ve flown in late into Crucible to be crucified by instant mercy before you get chance to even shoot) [i][b]Wet Paper Bag[/b][/i] - (the amount of times you’ve executed the opponent TeaBagger (whilst they’re bagging your teammate/or purposefully hunted them in revenge for yourself) [b]Premature[/b] - (using your super to kill one combatant/guardian - just to turn the corner & see multiple targets charging/at your location) [b][i]Forum Banned[/i][/b] - (think it’s fairly clear)

How many times have I done the corrupted strike?

number of times double press to break free ui was displayed to user when user could not actually double press to break free

d2: breaking apart players; quittng you: we need ridiculous stat trackers