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Edited by SuperJohnJohn: 7/27/2020 5:28:17 AM
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Gather 'round kids

"join me at (uncle) HoTh's campfire." no titles here. "Today this is for all my people that's drug dealing just to get by. stack the money, but don't you get sky-high." "thank you Jesus Kanye, very cool." "that's righteous. Very righteous. God made me righteous, see me as righteous." "ok Kanye, very righteous" "Today we are going to discuss why sobriety is righteous-" "Mhmm" "-tha. tha. thank you Kanye, and drugs should be avoided." "But we should still buy them. 'cause the people need the dollar, dollar, bills y'all. and Jesus. they all need Jesus. everything around me is green, God made it so." "So kids should still use drugs, Kanye?" "no." "shouldn't they stop buying them if they are not going to use them?" "no." "Explain Kanye." "Kids in the projects need money. so save up their money to hustle to flip a brick. without that money the earned after buying the brick. they'll starve. buy drugs" "oooooookaaaaaayyyyyyy. tell me about this model." "flipping around the target in Tribeca, and I saw me one of those (unclear) girls, ya know." "spell that" "Tee-aitche-eye-see-kay" "not Tee-aithce-eye-see-see" "no, see-kay" "ok, continue" "I thought she was kinda cool, very quiet. so i take her back to my pad, very hard getting her out the store. kinda stiff, only moved her hands, and her shoulders, and her head. Must have been a french thing" "ok" "so we at the pad, and I ask her if she wants to ****, she just kinda shrugged her head, now at this point she was really getting under my skin. so I start taking her clothes off. the stiff schtick was getting old fast." "dang" "yeah, so I get her pants and shirt off, you know, and I find she isn't wearing no underwear.-" "weird" "-yeah, so she lay face down and i take a look at the bass, you know, the important part. She smooth and white as a sheet of paper. so I'm sitting here thinking '**** she must have just bleached her *******' i wasn't tryna get no bleach on my t-shirt. cause you know, id feel kinda like an *******. now this whole time, I've been noticing that everything was very firm. unusual cause like i said, she was a little on the chub side of things." "hmmm" "so i decide to give up, I'm thinking at this point id rather go pound Kim's plastic *** rather than **** around with this model. so I wake up the next morning and i see the girl still laying down on my duvet. so i go to flip her around. HoTh?" "yeah?" "I was high when i met her" "ok?" "she was a mannequin" "****" "that's why I don't do drugs no more." "very righteous Kanye"
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