I want a Trumpopotamus for Christmas Only a Trumpopotamus will do Don't want a doll, no dinkey tinker toy I want a Trumpopotamus to play with and enjoy I want a Trumpopotamus for Christmas I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you? He won't have to use a dirty chimney flue Just bring him through the front door That's the easy thing to do I can see me now on Christmas morning Creeping down the stairs Oh what joy, what surprise When I open up my eyes To see a Trumpo hero standing there I want a Trumpopotamus for Christmas Only a Trumpopotamus will do No crocodiles, no rhinosauruses I only likes Trumpopotamus And Trumpopotamuses like me, too Mom says a Trumpo, would eat me up but then Teacher says a Trumpo is a vegetarian There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage I can see me now on Christmas morning Creeping down the stairs Oh what joy, what surprise When I open up my eyes To see a Trumpo hero standing there I want a Trumpopotamus for Christmas Only a Trumpopotamus will do No crocodiles, or rhinosauruseses I only likes Trumpopotamuses And Trumpopotamuses like me, too