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7/30/2017 5:36:02 AM
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Atheist Heaven Is...
Nothing. Therefore religion is true because it is something, and u can't have nothing without something. Also, the idea of the greatest possible cheese toast by definition proves that cheese toast is already real, which it is. Atheism is anti cheese toast, which is a lie. Cheese toasts exist because the idea of cheese toast exists. Therefore, it is with absolute confidence I can say:
[spoiler]checkm8 atheists[/spoiler]
*eats cheese toast*
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Logic much?
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I can't tell if this is a shit post or a shitpost. Either way, it's not the least coherent religious argument I've heard.
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1 ReplySmh.........from the mind that brought you flat earth "theory".
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That's very broken logic
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1 ReplyWhat if your eternity is making love to another man.
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Night is dark, and full of terrors.
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I think, therefore *dick stuck in toaster*
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Edited by Intoxicated ODST: 7/31/2017 5:23:14 PM[quote][quote][quote][quote][b]FOILED AGAIN[/b][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]
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Empty except for a plate of sliced Swiss cheese.
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6 RepliesEdited by MonokelMann: 7/31/2017 2:59:19 AM4/10 b8 0/10 Shitpost Blocked, Muted, and Reported. [spoiler]Making Memes Since '02.[/spoiler]
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Bitches love cheese toast! [spoiler]Cheese toast bitch![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by THUNDERCHILD: 7/31/2017 3:16:40 AMValhallas probably pretty sweet. If this atheist were inclined to pick an afterlife, that would be the one for me.
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2 Replies[quote]When I die, I will become one with this earth. Then, my body will act as a fertilized, and I will come back as a big beautiful tree![/quote] -Dane Cook Atheist Sneeze
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14 RepliesWell, you're not wrong. Atheist heaven is sitting in a white room, on the white hard floor, doing nothing but staring at a white wall. For eternity...
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2 Replies[b]rElIgIoUs pOsTs ArE tErRiBlE[/b]
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[quote]When I die, I will become one with this earth. Then, my body will act as a fertilized, and I will come back as a big beautiful tree![/quote] -Dane Cook Atheist Sneeze
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Heard about you and your honeyed words...
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4 Replies[quote]Creatures are not born with desires unless satisfaction for these desires exists. A baby feels hunger; well, there is such a thing as food. A duckling wants to swim; well, there is such a thing as water. Men feel sexual desire; well, there is such a thing as sex. If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world."[/quote] -CS Lewis I know this is a troll post, but you aren't too far from truth. http://strangenotions.com/neurology-and-c-s-lewis-argument-from-desire/
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Well I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Religion is true, however it's teachings are not.
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I don't mean to be niggly but it is called Cheese on toast.
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Atheist heaven is spending time with you, Krishy Wishy :)
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2 RepliesAs an Atheist, I can confirm: Atheist heaven is [spoiler][b][u]FLAT[/u][/b][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWow... my beliefs came down as fast as my pants.
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10 RepliesI know you are attempting to be a good troll but you are so bad at it. It was funny the first few times you shit posted but now it's just annoying. It's not clever or original or even memorable. You are trying too hard to be a 2007-2008 level annoyance. No, you are plainly new and cheap. You wouldn't be pinned topic-worthy or multiple BUNGiE employee and Ninja comment-worthy. You are a yawn in the low traffic hours of this place. That's all I want to comment
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I don't believe that there is an afterlife. Wish there was one though.
