Which is better to call the little kids who always complain in video games?[spoiler]What if everything you ever wanted...
WAS TO KICK CRAP IN THE FACE!? FOREVER!
THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!!
PUT THESE SWEET LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL FUDGING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY AREGEMS. YOU WILL LOOKGLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR BUTTHOLE! YOUR LEGS AREBEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO FUDGES ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS!
YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND THAT CHILD WILL FUDGING EXPLODE BECAUSEYOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE!YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY!
YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILLMASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL FUDGE THEM UP!
YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE FUDGE OUT OF HERE!
YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS!
YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY....
YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS CRAP AND MURDERINGTHEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FUDGE THAT GU---wait, crap...... THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU WHAT THE FUDGE!? WHY THE FUDGE DID YOU DO THAT!?
YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/DLIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OFINSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANYSHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE FUDGE OUTBEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATEDAS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S STUPID DIARRHEA HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILYFIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OFTEXAAAAAAS!
PEREGRINEGREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!!![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI guess turd lickers, as long as they keep it to themselves.
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2 RepliesSqueakers are obnoxious, yes. But it sounds like OP hasn't had a run-in with the Mexican armada yet. Truly the bane of gamers everywhere
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I just love the people who have music playing loud enough to come through their mic I want to love them [b]to death[/b].
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8 RepliesEdited by deathwolfclaw666: 2/4/2017 2:51:50 PMI hate tea, come on it tastes like water but is brown.
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2 RepliesWe need a penis poll!!!
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3 Replies... You edited the Peregrine Greaves copypasta. [i][b]HOW DARE YOU???[/b][/i]
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1 ReplyI've had 8 year old British kids raging in King's fall.
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2 RepliesI can't stand those kids who breath into the mic then you ask them to stop and just keep doing it
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1 Replysqueakers get so much shit, i can understand why but its really annoying for me because im 14 and my voice hasn't deepened yet but i never really talk or yell at the game, so people put requirements in LFG things and i meet them and then we get into the activity and i speak once to make a callout and get the hot N spicy boot. idk. but i have been in parties with actual squeakers and its pretty bad.
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5 RepliesI hate all of the above. That's why I play on pc. Most squeakers play on console ;)
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7 RepliesSome 8 yr old British kids I can't get mad at
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