You'd have to unmute me first, bud.

[quote]We can just hang out and be friends, yeah?[/quote] I can't, you muted me. Cheers! - Der

I want to see the exact moment when [spoiler]it muted stallcall[/spoiler] [spoiler]#unmutestallcall2k17[/spoiler]

*sees a nice, cold can of beer*. *subsequently turns to face Mad Max, then notices the beer, and turns back at Mad Max, disgusted*. *grabs an aluminum bat and knocks out Mad Max cold*. *opens the can of beer and pours it all around the room and on Mad Max's body*. *lights a match and drops it on the floor*. *escapes the room as it and Mad Max burn to the ground*. *exits the house and gets into his Jeep as the billowing flames begin to consume Mad Max's house*. *speeds out of the neighborhood*. *notices two police cars trailing behind him*. *speeds up, then turns on the radio to hear a live report on a hot pursuit, starring himself*. *turns around a corner, then sees a large mob of radical SJWs*. *picks up the throttle, and mows right through them, then turns back to see the pursuing police cars slip on the spilled blood of the SJWs that were run over and collide into other SJWs*. *laughs, then turns back forward to see an entire blockade of police cars lined across the street*. *sees a gap in between, then boosts through the gap*. *speeds away from a large cluster of police cars pursuing him*. *notices two police helicopters hovering over him, dropping small explosives from above*. *veers away from the bombs, which roll down and hit the police cars behind him*. *continues to speedily drive away as a cluster of burning cars and corpses is left behind him*. *turns back and laughs, then turns forward to see a tree right in front of him*. *crashes*. [WASTED] *angrily sets down the controller, then goes to the refrigerator and grabs a nice, cold can of beer and sips out of it*. *sighs*. That would be nice.

Is root beer ok?

I hope you step on a lego you godless heathen.

Stone is trash and you should feel bad

Right... because getting all of this communtiy in one place is volatile enough. [spoiler]Then you get them all drunk?!?[/spoiler] [spoiler]What are you insane?!?[/spoiler]

Sure. Only if you admit water is better. [spoiler]begins off topic civil war[/spoiler]

You're just begging for it [spoiler]Alcohol is a dangerous drug. Don't do drugs, smoke weed instead.[/spoiler]

I hope you realize we are all underage...

Did you just assume my gender?