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Edited by ThePresident:
4/5/2016 9:51:02 PM
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If this trends I will run for earth president 2020
Title says pretty much it all but here are my polices.
1. Ban furries from the internet, they don't pay taxes and they take our benefits.
2. Booty will become a natural resource.
3. I will build a wall around the weebs.
4. Free monthly care packages of ice cream or bacon to everyone in the world.
5. I will make destiny 2 have a brilliant vanilla story.
6. I will turn the Middle East into Mad Max so they stop blowing everyone else up and start blowing them selves up.
7. I will have decent hair.
8. Memes will become a dietary requirement.
9. Mountain Dew be sold only with a complimentary bag of doritos.
10. I will personally pimp slap Kim jong un and put it on YouTube.
I will try to respond to all of your replys to this.
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7 RepliesWill you broadcast the execution of weaboos?
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Down with weebs
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4 RepliesCan you also legalize a purge?
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1 ReplyKanye for press 2020-2028
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1 ReplyYou'll have my vote if you make [i]Thunderdome[/i] an official sport. Screw the UFC.
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1 ReplyThat sounds nice but I ain't American
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1 ReplyEdited by Devious_Melons: 4/4/2016 8:19:40 PMWill you circulate rare Pepe's?
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5 RepliesAppoint me secretary of the world and I'm in
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2 RepliesI suggest you initiate The Weebocaust and gas the weebs. Only then would you have my vote.
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Good Ole boys club is already kicking in "[i]I'll vote for you if you make me [u] [/u][/i]" and you didn't think you understood politics. Pft.
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2 RepliesBut you have to give Vice President
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3 RepliesThe problem is I usually finish my Doritos way before my dew. Make it two bags and put me in charge of the economeme, then you've got my vote.
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Can you let me do whatever I want if I vote for you?
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3 RepliesBut why else should an average voter like me choose you? I think you're my choice, but how will you protect my rights as an Earthican? Will you expand our borders to other planets giving us more dank memes? I just need to know these things and you're my man. Also I think I would be a great advisor to you
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1 Reply#2 sounds good to me
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6 RepliesWill you make booty be part of the dietary requirements
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1 Reply...what kind of booty? Pirate booty or ladypart booty?
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5 RepliesAlso. #5: mmmm, vanilla.
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2 RepliesYoure making japan pay for #3, correct?
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2 RepliesLooks like I know who I'm voting for!
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1 ReplyEdited by SockMeatSandwich: 4/12/2016 12:25:06 AM[quote]Title says pretty much it all but here are my polices. 1. Ban furries from the internet, they don't pay taxes and they take our benefits. 2. Booty will become a natural resource. 3. I will build a wall around the weebs. 4. Free monthly care packages of ice cream or bacon to everyone in the world. 5. I will make destiny 2 have a brilliant vanilla story. 6. I will turn the Middle East into Mad Max so they stop blowing everyone else up and start blowing them selves up. 7. I will have decent hair. 8. Memes will become a dietary requirement. 9. Mountain Dew be sold only with a complimentary bag of doritos. 10. I will personally pimp slap Kim jong un and put it on YouTube. I will try to respond to all of your replys to this.[/quote]
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1 ReplyMore political experience than Trump, you have my vote!
