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Edited by BrandRobKus:
2/22/2016 7:49:05 PM
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Post nooby stuff you did when first starting the game
Or have you ever made your team look like noobs?
I had by going into a corner in VoG and dismantling my no backup plans. Drew them like moths to a flame. Heh.
This is kinda stupid, but when using the app, I thought that when one bar was red, then the gun was worse than when it was, kind of deteriorated
I also meelee killed anything possible, because I didn't want to run out of ammo
Even now I donate all of my motes of light to dead orbit
Edit: 500 replies! Keep running towards your engrams and dismantling your gallies!
Edit: 1000 replies overnight. You were true noobs!
Edit: we've been trending and I didn't even know it! Stay nooby my friends
Edit: OOH! I forgot one: I never really knew how to use the super until level 14. Kek
The list can go on
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#Destiny
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Didn't buy that "stupid" exotic rocket launcher week 2 of Xur........ Who wanted to waste a slot on that?!?
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1 ReplyLol landed on earth turned around... Fell to my death[spoiler]they said open world[/spoiler]
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Knew what a meta was. Had to look that one up back in year one.
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1 ReplyThinking the "blue flame" was a helm and asking my mate rich/destinyguide where I could get it, he laughed then carried me through the nightfall
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Tried shooting fusion Rifles thinking they were semi auto
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"Don't steal my legendary engram!"
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2 RepliesHeard someone talk about firefly and searched hours in hive caves to catch one
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You know... Something tells me you are a Year 2 noob, not sure what It is though.
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13 RepliesI spent 1 1/2 hours fighting the spider walker on Devil's lair because I didn't know the legs were a crit spot.
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1 ReplyCalled dregs "dougs" for the first hour. Didn't have my glasses and my kids loved it. Tried to pick up glimmer. Yeah. Kept the Gally I got near the end of Sept from a legendary unequipped. Wanted a primary. Didn't even attempt queens bounties the first time, thought it was a multiplayer event and had shit Internet. Dismantled some sweet legendaries, weren't scouts, who needs them. Tried to solo strikes by making fireteam private. Didn't realize bounties helped level weapons, doh! I've gotten a little better since that first month.
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3 RepliesWell the first time I ran Crota I said "I hope I get a fate ringer "
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3 RepliesCalled dregs GREGS. I'M OLD GREGG
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Waiting on the Mars portal whilst everyone is stuck in Venus, wondering why they are all shouting that they can't get thru
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Asking to my friends and the community how to "unlock" Xur.... [spoiler]Yeah I was a big noob, I saw him 5 times in the tower and I thought he was a player[/spoiler]
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Continuously tried to kill ??? Enemies got pissed cause they weren't taking damage. My friends took me to vault of glass hard at lvl 24 cause they needed a 6th , said I would be fine. Ya that worked out good. Deleted multiples of guns and armor before I realized they had different roles and perks.
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1 Reply*runs towards enemies and jumps in the air with intent to nova bomb the shit out of them, screaming "kamehameha" at the tv* *sets on fire instead* *sulks*
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so back in vanilla when we had like four strikes to play over and over (i know, i know, irony because we only get to play the same four TTK-version strikes now or something rofl), i didn't realize in Winter's Run that you could ride your own sparrow if you wanted after Dinklebot was all 'think they'd mind if we take their pikes?'. i always used to take a pike because i didn't know any better until this one time when this guy racing through the strike (it was just the two of us for some reason, think our third had dropped or something) blew up the pikes as he went and i didn't see him leave, he just zoomed off. i'd thought he'd taken the last one, so i hoofed it the entire way to the Ash Coves area. i was so pissed off that he'd do that to me, lol.
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1 ReplyDeleted my Titan with out moving all her items to my vault :/
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The first time my screen said "super charged" I thought it meant my weapon was "supercharged" and couldn't figure out why it wasn't doing extra damage...
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I didn't know what exotics were for a while. Longer than im proud of
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I thought by killing 40 people and if I won the match I would get an exotic
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1 ReplyWhen I first started playing destiny I had no idea about the app so I soloed EVERYTHING. Just about everything except raids. Was like 4 - 5 months before I found out about the app and been raiding ever since lol. I remember being level -blam!-ing 7 and I had to do the archon priest strike but when I went it didn't match make me with anyone so I soloed that too. Took me forever lol with some -blam!-ing weak ass guns lol
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Even to this day I'll play a whole crucible match without using my super lol. Don't even think about it
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Deleted every exotic I got because Suros was everything I needed...... and then PvP destroyed it and ruined my fukin life!
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Me and a friend both level 28 trying to do the vault of glass thinking we didn't need 6
