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Edited by I Need That Head:
12/19/2015 9:28:44 PM
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The Council of Warlocks
Welcome, Warlocks, come sit at the round table.
As for those Hunters and Titans, you have benches that you share. No individual bench.....you guys share the same bench.... Enjoy your tea and crumpets.....I made them with love. (:
Point of this: to discuss Warlock stuff.
Also, the Warlock's Oath:
I, A Warlock, swear on my life to use my wisdom wisely, To use my raw power when needed, and to enforce the dark with space magic.
I notice some hostility coming from the non-warlocks. Do not participate in the mud slinging.
Edit: By the way, the tea is TeaHC (^～^)
Also, I didn't expect this thread to blow up so big. Thank you Warlocks and as well as you Hunters and Titans.
Husky puppies for everyone.
English
#Destiny
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2 RepliesPuts on Ram Helmet* Knocks on Cayde-6's door* Knock knock* Cayde opens door* "Umm..." Stares at Cayde straight in the eyes, exo eyes start to turn bright red, slowly move head towards Cayde* Cayde slowly starts to move back* Warlock walks in and slowly closes door, he starts to glow purple* Cayde whispering "Oh god, no please, oh god..." The red eyes grow brighter, the warlocks hands start to form a purple ball* The warlock jumps in the air* Cayde shrieks like a girl "AHHHHHHHHHHH NO PLEASE!" Warlock chucks the Nova Bomb OVER Cayde's head barely* Cayde is panicking, warlock chuckles, and leaves the house* Warlock stands outside staring, glaring at Cayde through his window* Suddenly thousands of warlocks wearing the Ram appear out of thin air and surround his house* Cayde faints*
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3 RepliesIll join the Council of Ricks instead
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When are we going to have DeeJ stripped of his robes and bond? At the very least, he should be made to start his training over from the level of Initiate. Seriously, I'm calling for a vote. All those in favor of seeing DeeJ stripped of rank and publicly maliced with a shoehorn?
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4 Replies*Tethers all Warlocks at round table* *Warlocks turn and look at the Hunter laughing his head off* *Head Warlock whistles* *Security Titan enters room and activates Sunbreaker* *Silly Hunter thinks the tether will stop him. Silly Hunter* *Titan walks straight through the tether, still in Sunbreaker. *Hunter panics and begins screaming" WHAT IS THIS! DO YOU NOT DENY THE MASTERRACES POWER!" Then notices some dreadful words on the hammer* *Pre-Nerf Edition* *Hunter's expression goes blank. He begins screaming " No God please no! NOOOOOOOOO-* *Hunter is cut off as hammer connects with his face*
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5 RepliesEdited by DogRock157: 12/20/2015 1:21:58 AMBow To DogRock The Grey The Warlock Emperor Able to control all 5 elements to my WILL!!! Able to enter the realm of the grey Center of all Dimensions Kingdom of The Timeless Vex Ruled by Xylar The Most Powerful Being Of All I have a fraction of his power, 1,000s of times more powerful than all the other guardians combined. Bow to your Master [spoiler]YAY HUSKY PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Douggle_07: 12/20/2015 1:34:10 AM*fart noise* "GROSS IKORA JUST RIPPED ONE! Hey everyone lets go have fun and leave these losers to organize their books! Ha! Nerds!"
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I need to remake my warlock, don't I.
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2 RepliesWhat kind of party tricks and drinking games do you 'locks like most?
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1 ReplyRoses are red Violets are blue I'm a warlock with ADHD Look a squirrel!
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3 RepliesFellow warlock signing in. I wonder when bungee will give us our astrocyte verse......
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Does anyone know where the warlock's washroom is located? It appears I have consumed too much tea...
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1 ReplyWhy the stormcaller nerf polls?
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1 ReplyEdited by Fenrir: 12/17/2015 5:39:51 PMI propose we start a popcorn production company, called Prestige Popcorn Worldwide.
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4 RepliesI noticed you were low on tea and crumpets. So I brought mountain dew and doritos!! JK I brought more tea and some encyclopaedias.
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Hahaha this is great
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1 ReplyI am a hunter and shall have my own chair! [spoiler]I bought my own[/spoiler] [spoiler]popcorn anyone?[/spoiler]
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The council of warlocks? Well I am in the league of warlocks councils are sooo boring
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Bow down to warlocks!!! They are the master race!!! Said me Your joking right? Said striker Titan who fell into hole and died
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**[i]Seraph phases into existence at the council...[/i]** Sooo why were we summoned? Did eris have an "interesting spasm" again? Ooooh cookies!
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21 RepliesSo I'm a hunter and I want to make a peace offering with you guys. I want to offer a gift, my ice breaker. Considering I don't use it as much as I did. Besides the only weapon I need is my No Land Beyond. I just want to know if any warlocks can accept my peace offering.
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Knowledge is power!
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2 RepliesHi I'm a hunt....I mean warlock I have my fancy dress and nice [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] armband on and I float like a fairy .hie is every one
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1 ReplyLet's use our vast knowledge and high IQ's to imagine the queen nude ;-)
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Have always been a warlock. Always will
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Hazza, I am here
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1 ReplyRemember SpongeBob's guitar wizard form? I'm willing to bet he'd be a Warlock.
