Let's come up with the dumbest perk for this game, me first, Nightfall perk, Upon death, only you will remain to orbit. Edit: here's another one. (Prototype beyond seeker) when fired, This missile will find you on the streets, Ring the doorbell, Give flowers to your wife, Go threw the hallway, and explode you while you're taking a Dump. Edit: here's one more, Nerf perk, the more damage you do on the weapon, it keeps reducing damage, according to bungie. Edit: thanks for the replies, keep up the dumb work lol