Message received: "You tryhard a** mother f****r! Little b***h a** Hunter whore cheater! Last word golden gun sniping b***h! My reply: "Thanks for helping me paten my stats ;)"

Was playing black ops 3 hardcore team death match this week. Had a prestige master, prestige 8 and 6 on the other team. Ended 30-4. Prestige master: You sad slut! All spawn kills.. Suck my dick! Me: Of course they're all spawn kills... You never left your spawn. Prestige master: Because you kept killing me in my spawn, slut! Me: No, dipshit, because you put up your little tent in your spawn and decided to camp. Prestige master: -blam!- off, slut. Me: I would be nice if I was you. You don't seem to be that old so if you don't change that tone of yours, I'll marry your father and make you our slave. Prestige master: I don't have a father, slut. Me: What a surprise.

4 4 in trials last man standing wait 1 min 50 seconds in a whole in the wall point appears on 2 seconds they almost captured it I blink on and stand on the flag in the middle of all 3 of them and get the win as they kill me ;) let the salt begin Lagging hacking -blam!-er I should have killed you Actually you were all red bar and we were green so your point isn't valid Cheating shit No I think the rules are I win you get salty I am obeying those? You dick you are so gay I hate you you are a shitty hacker my team are going to spam report you to bungie so you are banned forever Teehee They kept raging but I havnt looked since

I did really well in a COD game, but my team narrowly lost. Afterwards I got a message about how I'm such a "try hard" with a whole bunch of "hahaha you lost"s thrown in it. I calmly tried explaining the irony of how his insult proved he was more of "try hard" (not sure how that's an insult, anyway) by caring so much. But it went over his head.

Your....Your shoes are untied[spoiler]i wore sandals [/spoiler]

I used to play Dragonbalk Xenoverse. After every match I would get messages from 12 year olds saying "SPAMMER -blam!- ASS NOOB" I then threaten to tell their mothers about the language they are using and they start crying.

Just give it a minute

[quote]gg[/quote] I was never the same

Him: "Invite?" Him: "invite me" Him: "invite me pls" Me: "Tomorrow?" Him: "no now" Him: "invite me to mc" Him: *invites me to a text chat" Him: "invite me to mc" *10 minutes later* Him: "nvm yOu diCK" Me: "No problem, Ultra ADHD. :)" I don't get much salt action :/ how I do crave that mineral..

I said hello to someone and received this. [spoiler] What the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) did you just ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) say about me, you little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? I'll have you know I graduated top of my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and I've been involved in numerous secret ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and I have over 300 confirmed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I am trained in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) warfare and I'm the top ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in the entire US armed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). You are nothing to me but just another ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I will wipe you the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) out with precision the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of which has never been seen before on this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), mark my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) words. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) think ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) can get away with saying that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to me over the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? Think again, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) across the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and your ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is being ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) right now so you better ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) for the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). The ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). You're ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) dead, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I can be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), anytime, and I can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you in over seven hundred ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and that's just with my bare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Not only am I extensively trained in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) combat, but I have access to the entire ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of the United States ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) off the face of the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), you little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) comment was about to bring down upon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), maybe you would have held your ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) fury all over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in it. You're ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) dead, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). [/spoiler]

"Wowwwwww kid. I bet you can't kill me without armour lock" sent as a voice message by a cowboy sounding dude on xboxlive.

It's always the ones from Destiny that use the term salty. The word just needs to go.

I may sound like a desticle for saying this, but I was playing Trials of Osiris and (keep in mind my connection was legitimate SHIT) after I fail on the first card Him:"nice lag bro" Me:"thanks" Me:"either way this game has gone to crap" Him" yea i agre eu were jumping all ovr couldnt follow" Me:"Not like you'd care, but I legitimate crap internet." That's the most saltiest thing I was ever told (recently) Edit:This guy was getting SUPER pissed in Halo 5's Warzone (Raid on Apex 7) he was saying how we all suck and the only good blue player was him. My score was 950 points 35 kills 9 deaths. His score 100 points 5 kills and 25 deaths. He had the lowest points in the ENTIRE MATCH.

I never get salty messages

Extreme language ahead [spoiler]poopiehead[/spoiler]

My saltiest message was someone saying To much salt

Only guy I ever blocked on PS3, kept sending messages to kill myself because we lost a [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] zombies game at round 20, which was good for my first time on that map. It was the swamp map from world at war