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Edited by irishfreak:
10/30/2015 9:18:54 AM
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Broke up with girlfriend
Sooooo another day of arguing with what shall be referred to as the shrew. I decided we're done, oh the weight off my shoulders.....yeah shrew took it upon herself to bounce my ps4 off a wall
Ps4 is now sitting there mangled and broken. Knew I should've rerolled her with better perks
#damntheshrew
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#Offtopic
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1 ReplySue her
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Press vandalism charges
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You thought she was a shrew. She was, in fact, Omnigul.
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2 RepliesI have a girl friend [spoiler]i mean a grandma[/spoiler]
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7 Replies#offtopic
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Where's her number?
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Sounds like wall to wall counseling time.
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She had ricocheting rounds...
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2 RepliesIMO, the best way to get back at her is to post nudies of her here or send them directly to me.
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8 RepliesShe will tell her new man that all you did was play destiny.
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1 ReplyWhen they start throwing things or breaking things, it's time to move on. Unless you cheated on her, then she gets a pass. ;)
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Edited by Grimace221: 10/29/2015 5:31:11 PMSet her shoes on fire.
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2 RepliesIf you're not married, that's a felony destruction of property right there.
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7 RepliesWhats a girlfriend ?
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Now you donate her make up to a charity. By charity I mean the garbage disposal people.
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3 RepliesGeez stuff like this actually happens? I'm sorry for your loss of property. Glad for your newfound freedom. Stories like this make me appreciate that my wife enjoys putting time into games herself and understands time investment + money.
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this has nothing to do with destiny yet this isnt our problem go elsewhere
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Hopefully you wrecked that pussy like she did your system.
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My ex was like that. I'm so glad we broke it off.
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11 RepliesYou don't need a woman. All you need is pornhub and hand lotion. If you have money subscribe to a premium site and buy a fleshlight. I'm 42 and remain happily divorced after to shitty marriages - I swear they were Oryx's sisters. Trust me, a vigorous test firing of the manhood in the shower will clear your mind of the idea that you have to have a woman in your life.
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8 RepliesShe smashed your ps4 You should smash her best friend
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7 RepliesForget the ps4! Your new mission guardian is to sleep with all her best friends!
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1 ReplyNow you just need to get into a manage a trois with her mother and her best friend ;P
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5 RepliesPost some pics of her on here, might as well get even...
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8 RepliesEdited by Dev1979: 10/29/2015 12:07:19 PMSame advice I gave to another young gentleman in a similar predicament: Suggested new girlfriend roll: Higher Stability Lower Impact Glass Half Full (cos no-one likes a negative female..) Head Seeker (full credit to eyes like panda) Lower rate of fire. MUCH lower. ...or just enjoy your Army Of One perk for now? Just make sure you have Smart Drift Control enabled : D
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