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Edited by Slaynite:
9/28/2015 2:52:22 PM
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Erection for longer than 2 hours
Just got Telesto and erection hasn't gone down since.
Thoughts, concerns?
Not a fusion rifle player but perfect support weapon for a Void Hunter.
Edit: Telesto and Cloak of the Oblivion in one night. RIP. Getting lightheaded.
Edit: I've cured it, folks. Started the farming part of the exotic sword bounty.
I liken it to grinding my dick on sand paper and trying to convince myself that I enjoyed it.
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1 ReplyContact your dictor. ;)
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Go see your doctor.
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1 Replylook at picture of rosie odonnel
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1 ReplyI like to pop an Armor of Light bubble at the end of the Dark Beyond mission and hold the controller to my groin.
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Still on the trending page Just got to scroll for 5 minutes
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Anti-Viagra to reverse the effects.
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3 RepliesI made the mistake of saying "let me level up FWC a little this week" now I can't wear my cloak of oblivion until Tuesday and I've been relegated to 299 light. *sigh* "stupid is as stupid does"
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Telesto is the crucible troll now. The kill trade machine.
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It's a beast with void burn
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1 ReplyTry a cold shower!
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Either get a girl to help you out or figure out how to go blue balled
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If you have an erection for that long it can turn into a scab sorta
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20 RepliesGoogle blue waffles should shrink that.
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1 ReplyEdited by Partzivol: 9/27/2015 8:29:57 PMSometimes I like to rub butter all over my self and pretend I'm a sea horse so I think you will be fine
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You get an [i]erection[/i] from video games? ...
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You seem like the type that puts your ear to the door to listen while your mom was getting pounding like a mallard duck
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Apply honey and fire ants to afflicted area. An unbearable burning means it's working.
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Molesto FTW!!!
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2 RepliesShoot your load. When your "mag" is empty the errection should go down. Don't pop a synth. It will only make it worse!
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5 Replies#offtopic
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If it last 4 hours got to hospital
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Click bait
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3 RepliesWarning: If you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours using Telesto, you should seek immediate medical attention.
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Level it up, the erection will become fatal.
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I recommend taking 4 viagra to lessen the effect of telesto, it could be dangerous lose your erection quickly you need a slow come down or else your penis can get stuck in telesto
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5 RepliesMy wife HATES Destiny and even she thinks my telesto rocks lol
