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2 Repliesop psl
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Wow...
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3 RepliesLooking for a one night stand
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Don't worry gay marriage is legal.
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Good luck
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1 ReplyYou know you could just order one.
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6 Replieshere take your pick
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1 ReplyHell no bich
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3 RepliesYou can have mine if we move to Alabama [spoiler]we're moving to Alabama[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesLookin fer a wife?! Ain't seen one o' them round these here parts since the winter o' '86, yessiree
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Match.com
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2 RepliesYou need to turn in your bounties daily. Exotic wife bounties are given out now and again. You'll need to dismantle 1 console for the first part. Then you'll need to cut gaming time by three quarters. The last part is just being good at pretending to like shoes and handbags.
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1 Replythere's a wife in the last VoG chest
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6 RepliesIf you want a wife bungie will find you and charge you $20 for her. Luke Smith will be your pastor. He will be there. [spoiler]this is meant for laughs[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesGuys: if you consider marriage such a pain in the ass, [i]don't -blam!-ing get married[/i]. It's THAT simple. I will never understand why pop culture has turned "marriage" into this awful death sentence for men. Oh no, you're swearing allegiance to someone you love! You are going to share special legal rights now! This is somehow going to hurt your masculinity and make you less of a person, even though you're technically just setting the ground for a happier life together and possibly the eventual formation of a family! The horror!
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1 ReplyEdited by Winter Lantern: 7/8/2015 11:28:26 PMThis is the Kersal Massive, C-mac yeah, featuring Little F[i]u[/i]cking Kev yeah, and over there in that corner it's our boy Ginger Joe yeah, we don't f[i]u[/i]ck about! Kick it, Kev! [Verse 1: Little F[i]u[/i]cking Kev] GOT ON THE BUS WI' MY DAYSAVAH SMOKE THE REEFA IN DA CORNAH LAID LOW DID A GRAND THEFT AUTOH [Verse 2 C-mac] In the '05 V6 Clio Twin Turbo, know how we roll wit' our bachseat hoes On we go, HSBC we do dem graphs, we got da money Cause we know how to rahp! [Outro: All Three] (C-mac) Yeah that's a-f[i]u[/i]ckin-nother one, and we don't f[i]u[/i]ck about. Levenshume ain't got sh[i]i[/i]t on us. (Little F[i]u[/i]cking Kev) Sh[i]i[/i]t on us! (C-mac) Pim-pin! You know that- f[i]u[/i]ckin' tell em Joe what the f[i]u[/i]ck it is man! (Ginger Joe) Yeah man, yeah man. (C-mac) Levenshulme, you can go f[i]u[/i]ck that sh[i]i[/i]t, cause we know how to do it Kersal Massive, you know dat! F[i]u[/i]ck, peace!
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Aren't we all
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Blackpeoplemeet.com
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Do you know why you're lonely? http://youtu.be/p37_Ux1G_BI
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7 RepliesMatch.com???
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2 RepliesThen your best bet is to throw your gaming system out the window and focus on career. And if you're fat--lose weight.
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1 ReplyYou can order those from Russia. The shipping is a pain, though. Nothing like Amazon.