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3/30/2015 4:04:46 PM
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You now own me, what's the first thing you do with me?
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8 RepliesYou'd be my personal cuddler, I'd snap my fingers and you [b]GENTLY[/b] tackle me and cuddle, on demand. You must also make me a Grilled cheese every 2hours. :3
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2 RepliesPut a bowl on your head and fill it with salsa Make you hold a bag of tortilla chips Everytime I get hungry I clap and you walk over
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Train you to play halo and become bffs
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Going with the mental image of what you look like that popped into my head, I pour chocolate all over your naked body and then dip strawberries in said chocolate and eat them.
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Free you
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Send u off to get groceries on my grocery list with your money
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Sell you.
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I don't want you. I don't want to clean up your shit, I don't want to be held accountable for your well being, and I really don't want you to slobber my face.
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Edited by Chicken run: 4/6/2015 12:35:45 PMmake a band and go eat eat first maybe
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2 RepliesLol lets remake the house of 1, 000 corpse movie.XD lolololol jk. Nah I'd take you to my room and....have you play video games with me:)
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Morfm?
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Hmm another place for people to be weird... Great...
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Teach you tricks, occasional let you out, feed you twice a day with a treat every so often.
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Beat you. Step 1. Break the spirit
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Is let you go lol
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Give you a sock hidden in a book [spoiler]im probably not the first to say that[/spoiler]
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Train you to crash planes
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Edited by Armored Panda: 4/6/2015 3:23:20 AMYou will now play videogames with me tell I get board...
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4 RepliesYou like chains and leather, per chance?
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4 RepliesWax my shoes
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1 ReplyI will change your username
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3 RepliesAre you good at baking?
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3 RepliesFree you because we had enough slavery in the 1800:-)
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Are you a woman?
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1 ReplyEver see the movie hostel? [spoiler]we will eat lots a spaghetti while watching it. [/spoiler]
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5 RepliesUse you as a slave on my potato farm just like I do with illegal immigrants
