Ok gunslingers listen up,
The fair day riddling contest begins soon! Create your best riddles and put on your best thinking cap!
Who will take home the prize goose?
Bonus points for anyone who gets the reference!
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#Offtopic
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What's black and never works?[spoiler]Decaffeinated coffee you FRIXKEN racist![/spoiler]
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5 RepliesEdited by Ape One: 5/4/2015 10:07:25 PMForwards im heavy; backwards im not. What am i?
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1 ReplyI guy walks into a bar and says....
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13 RepliesWhat is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every race?
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5 RepliesTour in a dark cave with only one match, a lump of coal, a stove, and a kerosene lamp you have the option to chose which one you light first bit which one?
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1 ReplyJet fuel can't melt steel bars.
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3 RepliesWhat does a rich man not have a poor man has a lot of and money can't buy it?
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http://bosscade.com/d?r=ftue3Lrne
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11 RepliesWhat is the creature that walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three in the evening?
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3 RepliesWhy arent you this guy?
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11 RepliesWhat is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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2 RepliesWhat has 6 wheels and flies?
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3 RepliesEdited by Karcus06: 4/18/2015 3:22:13 AMWhat's long, hard, and full of seamen?[spoiler]A Submarine [/spoiler]
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I wake up grumpy. I go to sleep aggressive. I am...[spoiler]your mom[spoiler]o GT fkn nscpd nub git gud u suk Mlg[spoiler]illuminati confirmed?[/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]
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What is long, hard, and filled with seamen.?[spoiler]A submarine[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesWhat do you feel like is real. Yet it isn't. What do you think it is there. But it isn't. What are you told to believe. Yet it isn't true.
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A man goes to a corner store and sees his mom. All of a sudden he gets dick slapped who did it?
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1 ReplyMake a man a fire and you keep him warm for a day, set a man on fire...[spoiler]...and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.[/spoiler] If penguins walk like lemons, then does pie feel red?[spoiler]Yes.[/spoiler] A goat, a jihadist, and Shrek walk into a room...[spoiler]...you finish it.[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesOk ok guys, girls you ready....What's my name [spoiler]sorry im not the riddley type but felt like i had to post this lame maybe funny thing[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesImagine you are near alot of sharks what do you do?
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2 RepliesAlive without breath, as cold as death, never thirsty, ever drinking, all in mail never clinking What am I?
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4 RepliesA man lives on the top story of a tall building. He takes the elavator down to the lobby to get to work every morning. When he comes back, he takes the stares up why? ------------------------------------------------------ what has a bed but does not sleep, a mouth but does not eat??
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Edited by FREEZERBURN1313: 5/3/2015 4:18:42 AM
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1 ReplyWhat burns through steel pillars?
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8 RepliesSo if witches float and ducks float then the witch...........
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A man lives on the top story of a tall building. He takes the elavator down to the lobby to get to work every morning. When he comes back, he takes the stares up why? ------------------------------------------------------ what has a bed but does not sleep, a mouth but does not eat?