Post your favorite Monty Python moment or talk about Monty Python, I don't care. But please, don't post a bunch of spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam *insert vikings*.
Edit: Wow, 100 replies! Well, I'll you the joke. Now, I'm not liable for anyone who dies by hearing the joke.
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
Edit: 200 replies! Commence the witch burning! [url http://dramandanoelle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/img_0001.jpg [/url]
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*pffffffffffbttttt*
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Bring out yer dead!
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Holy Hand Grenade of Antiok...
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1 ReplyEdited by benzjie: 2/10/2015 6:54:38 AMbiggus dikcus for sure Fun fact! "The extras playing the guards in the Biggus Dickus scene were told not to laugh while filming. Thus their desperate attempts to keep a straight face are genuine."
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YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDER BERRIES [spoiler]Female hamster reproduce quite often so was calling his mother a slut and elder berries were found in many wines and such so he was calling his father a drunk[/spoiler]
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Tis but a scratch.
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Where are the swallows?
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What does that say Romans go home No it doesn't
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It's only a flesh wound
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Is Brian in No he's not he's been a very naughty boy
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1 Reply"Its just a rabbit" " YES!, but LOOK AT ALL THE BONES!"
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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberry. *bad french accent
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1 ReplyNI NI NI NI NI NI NI
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On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place. Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Bring the holy hand grenade. You just cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a haring. Being out your dead! *Gets shot with an arrow* Message for you sir. Ni! Ni! Ni!
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Edited by My Name Is John: 2/9/2015 11:30:27 PMIIIIIIIIIIIMANUEL KANT WAS A REAL -blam!-ANT WHO WAS VERY RARELY STABLE!
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Philosophical soccer
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8 RepliesYour mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
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2 RepliesEdited by My Name Is John: 2/9/2015 11:08:03 PMWhen I was in school we had to do an English literature assessment on poetry or some crap like that. I worked my but off to get the entire las part of the dead parrot speech in and succeeded. [quote]E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'E's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!! IT IS AN EX-PARROT!![/quote] As in that^ was in my coursework essay with bits in between so it wasn't too obvious
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1 ReplyEdited by AdrianTheGr8: 2/9/2015 12:51:23 AMPrint,"OPISAFGT" I hope someone gets this
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3 Replies"A shrubbery!"
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[b]I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION[/b]
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3 Replies"Have you, in fact, got any cheese at all?" "Well, I should think so! It is a cheese shop after all: wouldn't get on very well if we didn't have any cheese!" "I am going to ask you one more time: have you got any cheese whatsoever?" "Ah, no sir, we do not." "Well then, my good man, I'm afraid I'm going to have to shoot you." "Very good, sir." *BANG* "What a senseless waste if human life..."
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Let's not call them anything, let's just ignore them.
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1 ReplyI wonder where that fish did go.