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Edited by OCTAVIAN:
1/15/2015 1:54:27 PM
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How many kids could you beat up?
We will say 6 year olds and they will be coming at you in waves, 1 at a time, then 2 at a time, then 3 at a time and so on and so forth. You can not use any weapons, just your fists and feet and any other parts of your body. You can not pick up one of the kids and use them as a weapon. Realistically how many kids do you think you could beat up before you you become overwhelmed?
Edit: cups are allowed.
Edit 2: You can use the bodies of previously defeated 6 year olds to create a 300 like scenario, where you funnel the bigger waves in.
Edit 3: Steel toed boots are allowed, and there is 1 minute 30 seconds between waves.
Edit 4: You can use a piece of the 6 year olds as a weapon, such as a piece of bone.
Edit 5: This is just an info edit for those that say "all of them". According to the world census there are approximately 121,801,191 6 year olds in the world.
Edit 6: Defeated 6 year olds can be used as armor.
Edit 7: There is a quiz to see how many 5 year olds you can beat up, http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/how-many-five-year-olds-can-you-take-in-a-fight (Thank you dazarobbo for the link). Take the quiz and post your results.
Here is a clip from The Ron and Fez show in 2007 (this is where I got the idea for this post, they used 9 year olds).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWdNAlR8-vg&list=PL0mSZPT4jtu_4vSwsxW5iHOVV_6W2M45U
Thanks for all the posts, your responses have been awesome!!
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1 ReplyI'm also a black belt in tae kwon do. I have spent a long time training in improvised weapons and self defense.
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I got 52
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24 RepliesEdited by Engrapadora: 1/14/2015 7:15:51 PM>drop pants >turn around >bend over >open anus >absorb first few waves of children into my ass >pressure on prostate grows stronger and stronger >it's time >turn around >pressure on prostate causes semen to fire out of dick like a cannon >semen stream cuts through children like a laser >no survivors
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All of them. .. Most are going to give up as soon as I rip the first one to the head clean off the body. Humans are fragile especially children you can kill them without even trying half the time, there are many babysitters in jail right now that can attest to that =p And that won 121 million figure more than half of them are living on less than $1 a day and are severely malnourished you could cough and kill them.
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[i]My results[/i]: You got: 52! 52?! 52! I am in awe. You are a true child-whoopin’ hero. They should hold a ceremony in your honor. They should rename Devry University in your honor. They should rename that Foo Fighters’ album “In Your Honor” in your honor.
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I thought I could take out about 30 or so at the park but they started running away after 3
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i'd beat them with homework. should see them run
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I can beat up 37 five year olds according to buzzfeed, so i could probably take 30 six year olds.
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37 guys, 37.
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I play video games dude c'mon
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6 RepliesEdited by GameplayerJay: 1/16/2015 4:56:46 PMFought my 5 grade class got transferred to a private christian school they said it was the work of the devil that i beat like 27 kids and injured the teacher [spoiler]This is a true story [/spoiler]
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Edited by Marear: 4/28/2015 8:27:03 AM[i][/i]
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1 ReplyThis would be a conundrum. Question: since I'm beating up and not killing the 6yo, can the formerly unconscious little ones rise up and start attacking me again if I'm not careful? This sounds like a beastly crossfit workout.
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RIP 43 6 Year olds :'(
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I would wave 100 of so maybe longer
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all of them
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1-hit-KO's so i would say at least uhhh ill manage until they come in waves of like 20+
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3 RepliesI'm a girl... I don't fight xD
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This is a tough one... I'm bound to get exhausted, but I'm not sure at what point... I'd say 20, then I'd need a break. Again, I'm not too sure of what the physical strain would be per kid.
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I'd love to see a bunch of tiny kids bolting at me, flailing their arms, screaming at the top of their lungs, etc. I wonder what I would have to do to get them all so mad. If I can manage holding in my laughter, I would be able to take a lot of them on.
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1 ReplyProbably about 50 before I drown in the blood
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7 RepliesI am no amateur when it comes to torture, even if it is on a small body I have devised ways to cause extreme pain without actually coming close to killing people 1: Take sharpened metal pipe, or really anything will do, as long as it's big and sharp, jab in-between shin bones, force them to walk, putting pressure on their shoulders 2: Peel away nails with a hammer, forcefully 3: Lie victim on ground, grab arm, slowly apply pressure with leg onto elbow, in the direction it's [b]not[/b] supposed to go 4: Bash kneecaps, then drop person on their knees, repeatedly 5: Play sounds that are only [b]just[/b] noticeable, the sounds will change intermittently, sometimes getting louder, sometimes becoming more quiet, watch as victim slowly goes insane, searching for sounds, till they break 6: Insert insect into victims ear (cockroach, spider, etc) and let it go to town, as it eats away on the inside of their head, the screams of pain when they reach the eyeballs are quite delightful [b][u]WARNING, NEXT PROCEDURE IS NOT FOR THE WEAK HEARTED[/u][/b] Added spoiler for optional reading [spoiler]7: This one is mainly for male victims, I take a crawling insect, and insert it into the mans urethra, and let it crawl around, but not escape, agitation of the area, usually caused by the victim, makes the insect bite, causing more screaming and agitation[/spoiler] I would not be afraid to practice these on children, if need be, yet, because of their... "Innocent" nature, I would be hesitant to do so unless the situation truly called for it
