Listen, I love life as much as the next guy... but the way things are going, we’re screwed. Toasters gonna kill us all
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#Offtopic
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[quote]”The Jailer is the key. Kill him, and you will be free.”[/quote]
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7 RepliesThrow him in the bathtub
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Nah fam
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Like [spoiler]Stop his power supply?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Or summon rain that works too[/spoiler]
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<Peace Rezyl, you need not worry.> <Whatever Toaster is planning will not go far> <We will be ready>
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1 ReplyHo-ho, Varvatos has been practicing for the slaying of the Toaster... mah-ha! [b][i][u]GLORIOUS!!![/u][/i][/b]
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I’m already in unlife now so I’m dead but undead.
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16 RepliesOver my dead body
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As much as the next guy? Guess I'm a woman now.
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Edited by Gunner Malex: 3/15/2019 12:02:42 AMNah. I’ll just RKO him if he tries
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I kept my blueprints on a digital file, so I will be able to eventually rebuild my anti-appliance defense system.
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[quote]Listen, I love life as much as the next guy... but the way things are going, we’re screwed. Toasters gonna kill us all[/quote] Not everyone.
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1 ReplyWhy don’t we use water guns? 😆💦🔫
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When we use forks and knives to attack our attacks are deflected because they’re wearing Diamond Armour with Throns II
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Why don’t we use water guns? 😆💦🔫
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That's where you're wrong sir. Toaster won't kill us, not because he can't do it, but because who else will he bring suffering to... [spoiler]and because Dagoth Ur wills that the Sixth House lives on eternally[/spoiler]
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That is usually the case. I’ll take harsh truths over comforting lies any day. And I welcome our inevitable robot overlords.
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2 RepliesI'll get him first. Dont you worry
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I have faith, toaster will not succeed
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No he won’t. We are Offtopic, we’ve stood together and fought through practically anything. And if he would beat us, I’m not going down without a fight, and you don’t want to mess with me when I’m fighting for Offtopic.
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Don't worry, I'll bring you all back.
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1 ReplyI'm not going down without a fight.