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3/13/2019 6:23:17 AM
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Jerry's back at it again
He got my shoulder again. Fight me when I'm conscious you scared little bitch
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There is only one way to stop this. [spoiler][i][b]They want to bite you, bite them back.[/b][/i][/spoiler]
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6 RepliesBehold the face of Jerry: /╲/( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)/\╱\
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Jerry was a race car driver And he drove so gosh darn fast He never did win no checkered flag But he never did come in last Jerry was a race car driver He'd say el sob number one With a Bocephus sticker On his 442 he'd light 'em up Just for fun Captain Pierce was a fireman Richmond engine number three I'll be a wealthy man when I get A dime for all the things that Man taught to me Captain pierce was a strong man Strong as any man alive It stuck in his craw that they Made him retire at the age of 65 Jerry was a race car driver 22 years old Had one too many cold beers one night And wrapped himself around a telephone pole.
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You should get your bed washed...
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Diatomaceous earth, available in pest control section almost everywhere. Suffocates spiders, silverfish and all the small annoying shit. Use it sparingly cause it can give you pretty bad congestion if you are sensitive to airborne particulates.
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Guess it's time to nuke your residence.
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2 RepliesIf you are getting tired of him, you could get a cat. They get rid of most pests.
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2 RepliesDo spiders live that long? I thought they die in like a week.
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1 ReplyTell me, how would you feel if you were able to kill Jerry the Spider right now
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*grabs shoulder* [b][i]Hey...[/i][/b]
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Large oof
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[spoiler]good job[/spoiler]
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3 Replies... Jerry is the biggest Lenny... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesHe's doing so well for himself and it's truly inspiring. I love him. We should all aspire to be Jerry the spider
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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9 Repliesget some peppermint oil and like, cover yourself in it. spiders hate peppermint. on a vaguely related note it also helps headaches
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4 RepliesBeing that spiders do not commonly bite unless attacked, I'm going to raise the BS flag here and say you probably have bed bugs.
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2 RepliesI’d say time for a new box spring and mattress!
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1 ReplyHow the heck have you been bitten so many times in a little over a week?
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"Run all them 8 legs, you little shit!"
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2 RepliesSpider monch Spider monch Spider monches on giraffelope Monch her leg Monch her arm Monch her gently but still do harm Watch out G cause here comes the Spider Monch
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Is there no way to stop this serial biter!?
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9 RepliesI think Jerry is just the middle man here. A fake magically conjured spider, stealing your blood to fuel a summoning ritual. As for what they’re summoning.. I dunno. What’s girraffalope blood good for?
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-blam!-en JERRY man. Spidey boi does a scared. [spoiler]Probably lost...[/spoiler]
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Tell him to square up
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Looks like you're gonna have to go after him. He has proven that he owns you when you're sleeping at night, so hunt him down during the day when he's sleeping.
