Hello fellow ‘Earth’ players, so it’s been ages since the dev actually released an update for this broken mess of a game & I’ve been thinking about what I would like for the next update, so here’s a comprehensive list of things I want to see in the next patch.
[u][b]Balance[/b][/u]
- Nerfs for the USA, Russia & China factions
- Buffs for the South America, Africa & Southern Asia regions
- Buffs to the Intellect & Common Sense attributes
- Nerfs to the Rage status effect
- Nerfs to the Coal item
[u][b]Bans[/b][/u]
- Ban players of the Terrorist Class
- Ban Donald Trump & Members of the Fox News clan
- Ban Putin & Kim Jong Un
- Ban players of the Politician class with Corrupt status effect
- Ban R.Kelly, Bill Cosby & Kevin Spacey
- Ban Andrew Wilson
- Unban Stan Lee, David Bowie & Tupac
[u][b]Glitches & Loot Drops[/b][/u]
- Fix Cancer glitch
- Reduce drop rate of Children
- Increase drop rate of clean water & food in poor regions of the game world
- Fix No Taxes glitch for the Religious category of clans
- Fix Anthropogenic Climate Change glitch
- Reduce drop rate of Plastic item
Hopefully the dev actually bothers to get off their ass & start work on an update soon, because the current state of the game is nothing short of pathetic.
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#Offtopic
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The orca class needs a nerf. Way too OP in my opinion. Has no competition
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[i]TierZoo wants to know your location[/i]
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Why hate trump and America?
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You forgot to buff the border and nerf the immigrants
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15 RepliesHere we have liberal
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Edited by Space2001_: 3/12/2019 5:57:39 PMAre the devs doing anything about the nuke hack? It’s gotten out of hand with how many people are using it
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They need to remove PvP. It makes it too hard to balance the rest of the game.
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3 RepliesI want to play a medieval version of Earth. I mean, seriously, they had such a cool thing going with vanilla game until they updated it to the current version!
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I think the balance changes would be good however the lesser countries buff such as Southern America and Africa would make it extremely unbalanced if it received a big buff. Southern America would boom in the wrong things as well as some good changes. They would need a very small buff.
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You can't ban earth dev Donald!
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Buff USA
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Unban Chris Cornell!!!
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Can you balance your god damn political parties?! Liberals and conservatives are way too over powered when used with the Media buff, nothing else is viable!
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Edited by ThyLordIntrovert: 3/12/2019 2:59:04 AMUgh, I really wish I hadn't missed my refund window, whatever... There's a lot of QoL changes we need Hoping for an optimization patch at least, had to get a glasses plug in so the graphics weren't crap, problem is the plug in becomes obsolete after a while Also the damn romance-able companion quests are bugged as all hell, seems like every dialogue option auto fails the quest as soon as I get it A respec feature would be nice, I tried to go with a build outside the meta, but now my skill tree is a bit of a mess. Plus I've got a bunch of annoying debuffs that won't go away Don't even get me started on the games economy, it's so busted
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Perhaps they can also give a buff to Elon musk so he can start making mechs and stuff in game
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2 RepliesEdited by ClothingOptionaI: 3/11/2019 11:02:33 PMYou can't just ban Fox news. You have to ban CNN and MSNBC too. They're all the same. Also, ban tax dollars from going to Israel and other stupid causes.
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Nerf to the extremely overpowered charisma and strength build
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2 RepliesRemove the antivaxxer class
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Also, fix the crashing. It logs me out for hours at a time when interacting with the “bed” item.
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EDGE 100
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Edited by indigo_rhodes: 3/11/2019 9:10:50 PMLITERAL GOLD Also, can we get rid of all the microtransactions and the permadeath? I mean, it’s literally pay to win and then you don’t ever get to play again.
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11 RepliesBut what about Israel nerf? [spoiler]too many hidden nukes![/spoiler] [spoiler]Sips Tea[/spoiler]
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2 Replies[quote]Honestly i just want better graphics and more solar system dlc packs.[/quote] ^Wyoming
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5 Repliesthat unban list tho
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Edited by Ronin: 3/11/2019 3:47:56 PMYEEEEEA IT GOT AN UPDATE FINALLY!!!! Edit: oh wait, I misunderstood the title. I’m sad now. I thought you were saying it got an update.
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[quote] - Reduce drop rate of Children [/quote]