as many of you noticed Xur is without 3oC this week so instead of being proper and assume it was a programming error i'm doing the proper thing... make a conspiracy theory (burns the shotgun) not that kind of conspiracy, that will never be welcomed here.
anyways, my theory is that the Grinch secretly works at Bungie and noticed how happy everyone was with receiving their 3oC's so much to our dismay he stole Xur's whole supply during this past week when we couldn't find it
now, as Guardians i see this as us only having 2 options.
1) we can be mature about this and spread holiday cheer without some silly trinket and spend time with our loved ones.
2) kick that bastard's furry green booty until we feel better and he learns to not take what is rightfully ours!
Edit: umm, okay, so this little satire thing has somehow turned into a war over the validity of 3oC's.... not sure how this happened since it was a silly thing to make reference to the holiday season
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8 RepliesA another nail in the coffin for destiny. Great one bungie what next placing 3oc on a quest?