as many of you noticed Xur is without 3oC this week so instead of being proper and assume it was a programming error i'm doing the proper thing... make a conspiracy theory (burns the shotgun) not that kind of conspiracy, that will never be welcomed here.
anyways, my theory is that the Grinch secretly works at Bungie and noticed how happy everyone was with receiving their 3oC's so much to our dismay he stole Xur's whole supply during this past week when we couldn't find it
now, as Guardians i see this as us only having 2 options.
1) we can be mature about this and spread holiday cheer without some silly trinket and spend time with our loved ones.
2) kick that bastard's furry green booty until we feel better and he learns to not take what is rightfully ours!
Edit: umm, okay, so this little satire thing has somehow turned into a war over the validity of 3oC's.... not sure how this happened since it was a silly thing to make reference to the holiday season
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1 Replyhttps://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/5jw766/xur_megathread_20161223/dbjic57/
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1 ReplyRelax, it's just a glitch. I'm sure they will fix it.
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4 RepliesOh boy, a conspiracy.
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Jeezy petes lol glad i always have like 100 spare ToC.
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1 ReplyEdited by MasterHampster: 12/23/2016 1:11:10 PMHa thats funny! Xur decided to mess with us and forget his three of coins and instead bring some more heavy ammo. Merry Christmas to you too.
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Bungie, [i]You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch![/i]
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6 RepliesSo the raid, nightfall and weekly crucible bounty are the only ways to get a POSSIBLE exotic... [i]good one Bungie.[/i]
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damn, I just ran out too...
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Maybe they're planning on gifting us a shatload of 3oC's for Christmas.... Yay
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1 ReplyTo be honest, there's a good chance I wouldn't have known if I didn't get on bungie.net
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Hopefully this is one week only.
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They gave us all helmet and no 3oC. Maybe Xur was supposed to sell lube instead this week?
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I guess it's a good thing i got 11 from the nightfall /sarcasm
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I have somewhere between 20-30 exotic engrams sitting in my vault and characters, I think I'm fine.
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I want my 3oC , why the -blam!- would they take it away with out telling us , the community is already complaining that the game is broken , don't they know us as a community is a -blam!-ing ticking bomb
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I say the latter...._.._.__..........__.__._____..
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6 RepliesBungie's way of saying "Happy Holidays"
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Bring back the 3oC Bungie- or so help me- I'll cram a Big Lump of coal UP YOUR!-------- stocking... Merry X-mass Everyone... :)
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2 RepliesMost likely just a glitch cause bought 3oC on the 360!!!!
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1 ReplyExcept that the grinch actually had a heart (albiet a very tiny one). We all know no one at Bungie has a heart or they never would have allowed trip mines and throwing knives to be nerfed into nothingness
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4 RepliesI didnt even notice that when I was buying all those synths...
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Besides xur, I haven't been able to get an exotic engram to drop with 3oC
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I am sure it is a glitch. According to the app cur is selling heavy ammo stacks of three and ten. When last week he was selling only stacks of ten, the coding must have been mucked up a bit.