As the title says, I need some destiny jokes, but as of this fifth edit, I am happy to get any jokes. Any topic. Also, as of this 9th edit, I can't sleep again, and need more humor. Please post anything, even stuff unrelated to destiny. Destiny jokes are still more than welcome, but I think almost all of them have been used already. Inb4 destiny is a joke. I've heard it before, and don't give a shit about cynicism right now. Just need some humor to laugh myself to sleep! Anything goes, even deadpan humor. In fact, deadpan is better. Make anti-jokes about destiny, or anything really! Edit: I'm also watching dagashi kashi. Lots of fun! Edit 2: I appreciate everyone's effort! You guys improved my mood a bit, and I'm starting to get sleepy. A couple of you (you know who you are) got me good, and I will comment if it's good enough to make me and my stony face crack a smile. Edit 3: I think I'm going to try to get some rest. It's 1:50 AM, and I have to be up by 8:00. Fun times ahead... Edit 4: I'm back! I got a good nights sleep, and at this point want more jokes to pass the morning until my class at noon. I have an appointment with a doctor in 15 minutes. Give me something to power me through having my toenail cut off. Edit 6: I am loving the jokes! You guys are the bright spot in this toxic community! Keep jokes coming! I might change it to community rather than destiny, as I kinda want a mix of destiny jokes and regular jokes. Give me your best! Edit 7: obligatory "we're trending" edit. Edit 8: forgot to mention it's my first time trending. I was a bit surprised to say the least.